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Title: 18 Insane (but true!) sex facts.
Post by: PickelledEggs on November 05, 2014, 03:02:41 PM
http://www.clickhole.com/article/18-insane-true-sex-facts-1343

Quote4. There are, at any given time, 45,000 vaginas.

:lol: :lol: :lol: I laughed so hard at that one.
Title: Re: 18 Insane (but true!) sex facts.
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 05, 2014, 04:29:32 PM
Uhhh...errr.. Not true especially the one about Bush.. It was Kennedy. :naughty: Nobody ever had sex with a Bush wife and if they did they immediately burned in hell.
Title: Re: 18 Insane (but true!) sex facts.
Post by: Solitary on November 05, 2014, 11:28:28 PM
Q. What's the the definition of a vagina?
A. The box a penis comes in.  :eek: :pidu:
Title: Re: 18 Insane (but true!) sex facts.
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 06, 2014, 05:51:34 PM
 The men in the Bush family wear the goshdanged verginas...
Title: Re: 18 Insane (but true!) sex facts.
Post by: PickelledEggs on November 06, 2014, 06:02:14 PM
I have to say though, I never knew the "No baby" method. I can remember to do that!!! :lol:
Title: Re: 18 Insane (but true!) sex facts.
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 06, 2014, 06:20:39 PM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on November 06, 2014, 06:02:14 PM
I have to say though, I never knew the "No baby" method. I can remember to do that!!! :lol:
I have two lovely children from the No Baby method..
Title: Re: 18 Insane (but true!) sex facts.
Post by: PickelledEggs on November 06, 2014, 07:27:48 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 06, 2014, 06:20:39 PM
I have two lovely children from the No Baby method..
Are you sure? I thought it was foolproof! :eek:
Title: Re: 18 Insane (but true!) sex facts.
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 07, 2014, 09:29:15 PM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on November 06, 2014, 07:27:48 PM
Are you sure? I thought it was foolproof! :eek:
Well..They don't call it fooling around for nothing. :eek: I took the fooling around for nothing before marriage pledge.
Title: Re: 18 Insane (but true!) sex facts.
Post by: PickelledEggs on November 07, 2014, 09:30:10 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 07, 2014, 09:29:15 PM
Well..They don't call it fooling around for nothing. :eek:
I see. That's how they "get you". Tricksters...
Title: Re: 18 Insane (but true!) sex facts.
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 07, 2014, 09:32:45 PM
Just remember to keep thy eye upon the donut and not upon the hole..


I'm sure that means something, but I'm not sure what..
Title: Re: 18 Insane (but true!) sex facts.
Post by: FinalSomnia on November 14, 2014, 06:19:58 AM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 07, 2014, 09:32:45 PM
Just remember to keep thy eye upon the donut and not upon the hole..


I'm sure that means something, but I'm not sure what..
Something something cream-filled something something
Title: Re: 18 Insane (but true!) sex facts.
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 14, 2014, 08:58:13 AM
Quote from: FinalSomnia on November 14, 2014, 06:19:58 AM
Something something cream-filled something something
Not exactly what my 86 year old dad had in mind when he said it, but I'll pass the information along to him and hope he doesn't kill me for it. :eek:
Title: Re: 18 Insane (but true!) sex facts.
Post by: agnostic on January 03, 2015, 03:58:07 PM
I don't see how any of this is true (duh!) but I don't find it funny either.
Title: Re: 18 Insane (but true!) sex facts.
Post by: Solitary on January 25, 2015, 04:14:39 PM
DITTO! Solitary