Dumb things theists say .

[leo]

What is the dumbest stuff you ever heard from a theist ?  When something good happens " thank god " and when something  bad happens "god works in mysterious ways". This always make me laugh. :rollin:  :rollin:

[Hydra009]

"Science is a religion"

 :Hangman:

[mykcob4]

The most ridiculous thing that all christians say is a bad stab at logic.
Christian talking to an atheist: "Well if your wrong about heaven you should accept god just to be safe."

[GSOgymrat]

"It's God's will."

[ApostateLois]

The idea that God gave us free will, but gets angry when we use it, makes no sense to me. It's like giving your child a box of matches and then getting angry when he sets the house on fire.

[Hijiri Byakuren]

"Science is a religion"

 :Hangman:

"Atheism is a religion."

 :Hangman:  :Hangman:

[IMMadAsHell]

Things like when someone saves a theists child or loved one,  (Like a doctor, fireman, policeman etc) and their first response is Thank you God or thank you Jesus and then ignore the person who is directly responsible for saving that loved one is not only stupid but so ungrateful it tends to upset me.

Also when a theist sits down at my table knowing I don't believe in their god and says "Let us pray".

Or how about when someone you love dies and their response is "well he/she is in a better place"

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Well...those are dumb, but I do believe this one has em all beat..

[Hijiri Byakuren]

Well...those are dumb, but I do believe this one has em all beat..
[ Image ]

What? I... what?

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Maybe she meant to say she'll let him fuck her in the ass 'cause she loves Jesus?? Musta been a massive typo.

[ZachyFTW]

Well...those are dumb, but I do believe this one has em all beat..
[ Image ]

Wow. That might be the most ignorant thing I've ever seen anyone tweet ever. I follow Chad Ochocinco so that's saying something!

[PickelledEggs]

I see your wanting to die so she can suck dick in heaven tweet and raise you an instagram post of a theist claiming science is circular logic

[Hijiri Byakuren]

I see your wanting to die so she can suck dick in heaven tweet and raise you an instagram post of a theist claiming science is circular logic

A theist thinks science is full of holes. News at eleven.

[PickelledEggs]

I see your wanting to die so she can suck dick in heaven tweet and raise you an instagram post of a theist claiming science is circular logic

A theist thinks science is full of holes. News at eleven.

So do scientists.

Black holes, worm holes, ass holes.

[bada94]

His ways are higher than ours...