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Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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Blackleaf

#6480
July 24, 2019, 12:05:41 AM
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Hydra009

#6481
July 24, 2019, 06:03:40 PM


Who has a better story than him?

Baruch

#6482
July 24, 2019, 06:52:24 PM
Boris Johnson ... assassinated great-grandfather from Turkish modernism, a martyr.  On the other side, direct descendent of King George II.  But he is just meeting the criteria American Presidents make ...

https://www.dtss.us/blog/43-u-s-presidents-have-carried-european-royal-bloodlines-into-office/
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Hydra009

#6483
July 25, 2019, 01:09:10 PM
The start of World War 3:

Mr.Obvious

#6484
July 25, 2019, 01:36:00 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 25, 2019, 01:09:10 PM
The start of World War 3:



Or just a lot of laughing from everyone outside and even a lot of people inside America.
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

Mr.Obvious

#6487
July 26, 2019, 12:40:39 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 25, 2019, 07:54:22 PM


I also would have accepted: 'Pardon me, could I have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus christ?'
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

Blackleaf

#6488
July 26, 2019, 01:51:22 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 25, 2019, 07:54:22 PM


"So I guess it's our job to repopulate the earth. Any volunteers?"
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Sal1981

#6489
July 26, 2019, 02:29:04 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 25, 2019, 07:54:22 PM

"Dibs on Jake's corpse."

... Jake is still, barely, alive.

Baruch

#6490
July 26, 2019, 02:40:51 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on July 26, 2019, 12:40:39 AM
I also would have accepted: 'Pardon me, could I have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus christ?'

Escuse me, do you have Gray Poupon?  Only plutocrats in the shelters.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Gawdzilla Sama

#6491
July 26, 2019, 06:46:17 AM Last Edit: July 26, 2019, 06:50:39 AM by Gawdzilla Sama
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 25, 2019, 07:04:28 PM

Same thing happened with a sitar player back in the '70s. "Concert for Bangladesh" IRRC.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Unbeliever

#6492
July 26, 2019, 02:10:14 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on July 26, 2019, 02:29:04 AM
"Dibs on Jake's corpse."

... Jake is still, barely, alive.

Or how about:

"You've sure got tasty-looking thighs, ma'am."
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Munch

#6493
July 26, 2019, 03:18:08 PM
"Hello my names Jeffrey Dahmer, how are you?"
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin
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