New and upcoming church.
The Church of Bacon. Overwriting Leviticus 11:7
Quote from: Pipu.Diiding on June 06, 2016, 10:30:44 AM
New and upcoming church.
The Church of Bacon. Overwriting Leviticus 11:7
Islam hates them, yet at the same time secretly envies them.
My facon is a real fake. It's a tasty fake wrapped around some cream cheese.
Quote from: gentle_dissident on June 06, 2016, 02:27:12 PM
My facon is a real fake. It's a tasty fake wrapped around some cream cheese.
This may be an offshoot of Pastafarianism. I know bacon is welcome there; revered even.
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Quote from: gentle_dissident on June 06, 2016, 02:27:12 PM
My facon is a real fake. It's a tasty fake wrapped around some cream cheese.
And already we have a heretic. Crush the infidel!
Bacon is only wholesome when well cooked. So clearly devilish ;-)
Finally. Something worth praising and devoting our existence too. Something worth travelling the world to share.
Quote from: Baruch on June 06, 2016, 06:45:06 PM
Bacon is only wholesome when well cooked. So clearly devilish ;-)
The devil invented fire and gave mankind the secret so he could spread the teachings of bacon.
Quote from: Munch on June 06, 2016, 07:17:20 PM
The devil invented fire and gave mankind the secret so he could spread the teachings of bacon.
Praise be to Satan! I mean... Praise be to Bacon! I mean... I'm confused!!!
Wait a minute... It all makes sense to me now. Satan begat Bacon. Therefor... Satan is the Virgin Mother of Bacon!
Meh.
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/11/04/288BAC3600000578-0-image-m-90_1431313606546.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSReSGe200A