Seriously.
The fact that brain has no pain receptors, yet it hurts when we eat cold foods too quickly, proves that god exists.
All hail Chione, the goddess of ice and snow!
Makes as much sense as the drinking tea thread MR started.
Make sense to me .
His holiness the FSM says "have some Neapolitan and suffer, sinner."
sometimes when I pee it burns.....no wait...
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Oho hohoho, you're a real hoot MR.
Not a straw man. Parody. Big difference.
Hotdogs fit perfectly into the mouth, like a penis. Therefore, God approves of oral sex.
Quote from: "ApostateLois"Hotdogs fit perfectly into the mouth, like a penis. Therefore, God approves of oral sex.
Then god approves of sodomy too since shit is shaped like a penis...err..more or less unless it's.. .you know..runny n stuff.. :shock:
Since churches exist, God must exist as well, right?
Quote from: "Jesus"Since churches exist, God must exist as well, right?
Teeth exist so the Tooth Fairy exist...right? :roll:
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Quote from: "Simon Moon"The fact that brain has no pain receptors, yet it hurts when we eat cold foods too quickly, proves that god exists.
It's not the brain that's doing that, but palate nerves, which the brain often misconstrues as originating from the forehead (//http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice-cream_headache).
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You're doing it wrong.
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Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"Quote from: "Jesus"Since churches exist, God must exist as well, right?
Teeth exist so the Tooth Fairy exist...right? :roll:
Does this mean there is an intestinal gas fairy? :shock:
I don't get them....your God is pretend.
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Quote from: "Hydra009"Quote from: "Simon Moon"The fact that brain has no pain receptors, yet it hurts when we eat cold foods too quickly, proves that god exists.
It's not the brain that's doing that, but palate nerves, which the brain often misconstrues as originating from the forehead (//http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice-cream_headache).
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OH YEAH? Well sometimes my leg hurts. But the thing is it got blown off by an IED in 'ghanistan in '07. HOW THE FUCK DOES YER FANCY SHMANCY SCIENCE EXPLAIN THAT?
That pain is spawned by satan from the supernatural realm and injected into my body by ethereal means. The existence of Satan proves the existence of god. Thats Matecheck, in case you artards didn't figure it out.
Quote from: "Nonsensei"OH YEAH? Well sometimes my leg hurts. But the thing is it got blown off by an IED in 'ghanistan in '07. HOW THE FUCK DOES YER FANCY SHMANCY SCIENCE EXPLAIN THAT?
That pain is spawned by satan from the supernatural realm and injected into my body by ethereal means. The existence of Satan proves the existence of god. Thats Matecheck, in case you artards didn't figure it out.
Heh. That might actually be MR's next thread: "Phantom Limb syndrome proves the existence of God/Allah".
QuoteHeh. That might actually be MR's next thread: "Phantom Limb syndrome proves the existence of God/Allah".
Wait ... it doesn't? But why would your leg hurt if it wasn't there? Definitely God...
Quote from: "Hydra009"Quote from: "Nonsensei"OH YEAH? Well sometimes my leg hurts. But the thing is it got blown off by an IED in 'ghanistan in '07. HOW THE FUCK DOES YER FANCY SHMANCY SCIENCE EXPLAIN THAT?
That pain is spawned by satan from the supernatural realm and injected into my body by ethereal means. The existence of Satan proves the existence of god. Thats Matecheck, in case you artards didn't figure it out.
Heh. That might actually be MR's next thread: "Phantom Limb syndrome proves the existence of God/Allah".
In my late wife's case, it proved the existence of popcorn.
She had a leg amputated below the knee, and wore a prosthetic leg. (The stump fits into a sort of "cup".) One day she felt as if the ankle on that leg was sprained. Of course she had no ankle on that leg. She had been eating popcorn, and an unpopped kernel had fallen into the cup, and was pressing against the end of the nerve that had formerly gone to that ankle.
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Do you even know what a strawman is?
Do you even know what a logical fallacy is? you should, because every single one of your arguments on this forum to date has been plagued with them, so much so that we don't really regard and of your arguments as even arguments anymore, rather just words written down on a forum that don't mean anything.
I mean, I find it totally bizarre that you refuse to see the 100% similarity between yours and this thread's arguments and instead label it a strawman...which it most certainly isn't!
That's nice, so the priest can now serve out icecreams instead of hard wafers of bread that tastes like cardboard and no flavour whatsoever during holy communion. Ice cream instead could have won us kids over to the faith :rollin:
I wonder what the Catholic Church would feel about Streets Golden Gaytimes?
Hey, I have a joke for you guys, it's one often spouted by MR, but no-one seems to get it..
You guy's ready for it?
You sure?
O.K then...
Therefore, God exists.
Quote from: "VaasMontenegro"Hey, I have a joke for you guys, it's one often spouted by MR, but no-one seems to get it..
You guy's ready for it?
You sure?
O.K then...
Therefore, God exists.
Heheh...
I like that one.
I'll have to start laughing next time someone says that and thinks they're being serious about it.
I want a ice cream .
Could even use some Lorem ipsum random text for so called "evidence" for God:
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....Therefore God exists
The origin of the Lorem ipsum text: //http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum Huh. How 'bout that. I just learned more from Wikipedia than I ever learned in a church sermon.
Quote from: "ApostateLois"The origin of the Lorem ipsum text: //http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum Huh. How 'bout that. I just learned more from Wikipedia than I ever learned in a church sermon.
I never realized you learn things in church sermons.
Take it from Pope Lorem... You're gonna learn a lot of stuff in church..like: Looking up girls skirts, finer points of molestation and more!
Someone could publish a book that could well kick the ass out of the Bible code, the "Lorem ipsum" code