When gay roosters crow they say "any cock'll do!" 🐓

Two gay deer walk out of a casino.
Says one to the other: "I can't believe we are walking out here with earnings."
 Says the other: "I can't believe you blew a hundred bucks in there."

Quote from: Unbeliever on December 17, 2023, 06:57:04 PMWhen gay roosters crow they say "any cock'll do!" 🐓

I kind of liked a joke on Howard Stern from way back in the day (The set up was Michael Jackson filling in the blank: "_____ a doodle doo" I don't understand it either)

"I got no women. A dude'll do.

Quote from: the_antithesis on December 17, 2023, 07:15:59 PMI kind of liked a joke on Howard Stern from way back in the day (The set up was Michael Jackson filling in the blank: "_____ a doodle doo" I don't understand it either)

"I got no women. A dude'll do.

Pretty sure that, "A boy'll do" would be more correct, given his penchant for young boys.

And completely not funny, btw.

Quote from: Dark Lightning on December 17, 2023, 08:37:34 PMPretty sure that, "A boy'll do" would be more correct, given his penchant for young boys.

Doesn't fit the joke.

Moreover, this was the early 80's, so there may have been some questions on MJ's sexuality, what with the female hormones and all, but just how fucked up he was wasn't known, suspected, or even acknowledged. We didn't want to know.

Quote from: the_antithesis on December 17, 2023, 08:39:59 PMDoesn't fit the joke.

Moreover, this was the early 80's, so there may have been some questions on MJ's sexuality, what with the female hormones and all, but just how fucked up he was wasn't known, suspected, or even acknowledged. We didn't want to know.

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My brother told me 25% of all women are under psychological care. "It is shocking", he says "because the other 75% are walking around untreated."

Oh Yeah, I can see why Sinterklaas isn't gonna work out well over here. Plus he looks way more religious.

It does look like a tea cozy.

Lucky me, I don't even know what a tea cozy is... 🤔

OK, I googled, so now I at least know what a tea cozy is... 🧠

The more I know the more I realize just how ignorant I am.

Here's one from the Carol Burnett show, with Don Adams playing the Tonight Show host:
Carol: Knock knock.
Don: Who's there?
Carol: Arch.
Don: Arch who?
Carol: Gesundheit!

Most of my friends don't like my bug memes, but katy did.

Quote from: Unbeliever on December 13, 2023, 01:50:16 PMWhen Thor spent the night with a woman, he got up the next morning and said to her, "I have to tell you, I am Thor."
She said, "Well I can hardly walk!"

Got hammered, did she?