Quote from: Hydra009 on November 01, 2023, 01:24:08 AMWizards make for terrible CEOs.  They always call for staff meetings.

They're not fired, their staff is broken!

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 03, 2023, 05:58:06 PMThey're not fired, their staff is broken!

On the plus side, they always arrive for meetings on time, neither early nor late.  At least, from a certain point of view.  (RIP Haldir)

The similarities between baseball and bowling are striking.

A guy was riding a donkey when someone threw a rock at him and he fell off. He was stoned off his ass.

If zombies come to your door on Halloween, you should probably opt for the trick, since your candy isn't likely to be the treat they crave! 😵

This sentence contains exactly threee erors.

I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

Someone once asked me if I could speak to someone alive or dead, who would I pick.  I said alive.

Yeah, kinda hard to speak to someone who's dead - unless you're a necromancer...like Whoopee Goldberg in whatever that movie was. 👻

Quote from: Unbeliever on November 14, 2023, 11:29:36 AMYeah, kinda hard to speak to someone who's dead - unless you're a necromancer...like Whoopee Goldberg in whatever that movie was. 👻

Ghost

I wonder how a ghost could be either seen or heard, given that they aren't physical, natural things. In order for someone to see a ghost it would have to either reflect or emit photons. And in order to be heard it would have to be able to affect the air molecules. If it could do any of that stuff it would be natural.
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Quote from: Hydra009 on November 14, 2023, 02:27:22 AMSomeone once asked me if I could speak to someone alive or dead, who would I pick.  I said alive.

Me: Dead, my third wife.
He: She's dead?
Me: No.

Quote from: Unbeliever on November 14, 2023, 04:24:30 PMI wonder how a ghost could be either seen or heard, given that they aren't physical, natural things. In order for someone to see a ghost it would have to either reflect or emit photons. And in order to be heard it would have to be able to affect the air molecules. If it could do any of that stuff it would be natural.
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Quote from: Unbeliever on November 14, 2023, 04:24:30 PMI wonder how a ghost could be either seen or heard, given that they aren't physical, natural things. In order for someone to see a ghost it would have to either reflect or emit photons. And in order to be heard it would have to be able to affect the air molecules. If it could do any of that stuff it would be natural.
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Total agreement.  But if religious people can believe in a holy ghost, why not a regular ghost?  And Hollywood believes in money and will make a movie about anything--if there is a buck in it.

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 14, 2023, 06:49:59 PMMe: Dead, my third wife.
He: She's dead?
Me: No.

No offense, but I'm genuinely glad that Millennials are killing WifeBad humor.

Quote from: Hydra009 on November 14, 2023, 11:38:04 PMNo offense, but I'm genuinely glad that Millennials are killing WifeBad humor.

I am often told I am very strange because I still spit-up my milk when these guys are on. In certain stressful situations if often wonder "what would Curley do?" and then I regain perspective. I can usually think of much better things to do than sitting around waiting to become offended.