A farmer snapped a cob of corn in half. The sound was earsplitting.

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

I heard a conspiracy theory about rubber bands, but it was a bit of a stretch.

A sardine is a little fish that smells like a finger. 

Taken straight from Redd Foxx. 

😆

Another stolen from Redd Foxx:

What's the difference between meat and fish?

Hard to beat your fish.

One from another forum-

What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

Can't marmalade your dick up your wife's ass.

NB: I've never done that. I have enough pride in the old unit to not shove it into a sewer pipe.

That's an exit!

Quote from: Dark Lightning on July 13, 2023, 08:41:05 AMOne from another forum-

What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

Can't marmalade your dick up your wife's ass.

NB: I've never done that. I have enough pride in the old unit to not shove it into a sewer pipe.

The thing is...it's not about your unit....some like it hot. Some love it hot. Give 'em what they want....lil kinky but what they want is what they want. Give it to em. Sides....."shit" be tight as hell.....most the time..

Quote from: Dark Lightning on July 13, 2023, 08:41:05 AMOne from another forum-

What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

Can't marmalade your dick up your wife's ass.

NB: I've never done that. I have enough pride in the old unit to not shove it into a sewer pipe.

Then why is it right next to the kitchen? 🥴

Quote from: Unbeliever on July 13, 2023, 09:27:09 PMThen why is it right next to the kitchen? 🥴

Intelligent Design?

Just heard this from the guys who do Pinky and the Brain:

If Jack's black, and Betsy's white, is Marvin gay? 😆

OMG, listening to Pinky and the Brain doing Who's on First was glorious! 🤠

A writer in prison knows all the prose and cons

How do you date fossils?

Well,  first you have to ask if they're single... 🖖

Quote from: Unbeliever on July 25, 2023, 01:27:29 AMHow do you date fossils?

You can find them at an antique store.  They love old things with sedimentary value.