Create your own skeptical quotes.

Brian37 · March 06, 2015, 10:05:07 AM

I'll start. This is strictly for original quotes you have made yourself.

" Religion is like insisting on using a kaleidoscope in place of a telescope. I am not against human rights for being pro reason and pro questioning. I am merely anti absurdity." Me

"Any religion that cant or wont allow girls or women to make their own life choices deserves nothing but scorn and contempt." Me

Solitary · March 06, 2015, 11:40:12 AM

"Religion is for those that think like little children that believe in fairy tales."

"Religion is for cowards that can't face the truth about reality and hide their heads in religious dogma."

"An all loving and powerful God that couldn't make heaven in the first place because He wouldn't be needed if He had."

"An all knowing God that talks in riddles instead of proving He exists by showing Himself."

"An all loving God that only answers the prayers of those that kiss His ass."

"A God that has magical powers that hides behind the curtain of fear because He is ashamed of being a charlatan."

I could keep going all day with this if it wasn't all so obvious. Solitary

Atheon · March 06, 2015, 12:20:25 PM

Religion eats poo.

Mr.Obvious · March 06, 2015, 01:20:05 PM

"Call me old fashioned, but I like to ask my questions before I'm certain of the answer."

Aletheia · March 06, 2015, 06:29:10 PM

"When your desire to do good is motivated by your fear of punishment, then you really aren't a good person."

"Even a short life means everything to the person living it."

"Eternity is hell."

"The dyslexics have it right, Dog is awesome."

Munch · March 06, 2015, 07:31:41 PM

"If god is real and all loving, why then bone cancer in children?"

I admit I stole that from stephen fry, its still a good one.

Brian37 · March 20, 2015, 03:53:50 PM

"Anyone with a GPS should be able to figure out we are not close to theocracies. If you want those try the middle east". Me

kilodelta · March 20, 2015, 06:06:55 PM

Religion makes people eat poo.

dtq123 · March 20, 2015, 06:45:12 PM

"Why should I care again?"

undercoverbrother · March 20, 2015, 07:05:29 PM

I'll go with my one of my major gripes about Christianity:

God is in control of absolutely everything. And he's pissed off.

trdsf · March 20, 2015, 08:00:01 PM

"So, you say your god is a loving god all about perfect love... and if I don't believe in him, I spend eternity being tortured. And you really don't see the contradiction there?" --me

dtq123 · March 20, 2015, 08:10:02 PM

Quote from: kilodelta on March 20, 2015, 06:06:55 PM
Religion makes people eat poo.

Can I have the article for lols? XD

Munch · March 20, 2015, 08:20:20 PM

weird, I didn't see that I put my stephen fry one up already here, and did it again, just had to remove it ^^

I got another one though, I seem to be going for sexual themes of late with mine.

"If gay sex is unnatural, why then does another mans dick not only fit inside his ass so well, but it also hits his prostate perfectly?"

hrdlr110 · March 20, 2015, 08:36:14 PM

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hrdlr110 · March 20, 2015, 08:41:37 PM

Quote from: Munch on March 20, 2015, 08:20:20 PM
weird, I didn't see that I put my stephen fry one up already here, and did it again, just had to remove it ^^

I got another one though, I seem to be going for sexual themes of late with mine.

"If gay sex is unnatural, why then does another mans dick not only fit inside his ass so well, but it also hits his prostate perfectly?"

I'll just take your word on that one - don't want a bruised prostate. That, and even my occasional man crush wouldn't allow me to cross the line.

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