Michigan senate passes bill punishing anal sex with 15 years prison

[The Skeletal Atheist]

So...anyone wanna go to Michigan and commit some felonies with be in a hotel room?

[Youssuf Ramadan]

So...anyone wanna go to Michigan and commit some felonies with be in a hotel room?

Wouldn't it be more profitable to start up your own 'prison'?....    :97:

'Skelly's Dungeon Correctional Facility' has quite a tone to it....  :72:

[widdershins]

I miss the days when Republicans only talked like lunatics among themselves when nobody was listening.  These days they're all completely fucking nuts.  They don't care that the law they just passed is unconstitutional and will not stand up in court.  They don't care that they don't have the power to do that and it will never be enforced.  They just have to go nuts on the law so that the feel like they've done something.

[SGOS]

I miss the days when Republicans only talked like lunatics among themselves when nobody was listening.  These days they're all completely fucking nuts.  They don't care that the law they just passed is unconstitutional and will not stand up in court.  They don't care that they don't have the power to do that and it will never be enforced.  They just have to go nuts on the law so that the feel like they've done something.

In Africa there are these natives that get in your face and do horrible things to themselves in order to get you to look away, which somehow goes down as a win in their minds.  They pierce their faces with heavy needles, and torture themselves hoping to freak you out.  I wonder if the Republican tactic in this case is much the same.  Get freaky.  Act crazy.  Until you throw in the towel just to get them to stop.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I know one guy who got a lot worse than 15 years in prison for attempted butt sex with me..He got my hunting knife in his gut,but that was a long time ago back before butt sex was so popular..

Just for the record I'm not saying where or when this occurred because I have no idea what happened to the guy after I jumped out the window and left town in a hurry.. I will say that he probably didn't lay back to have an after buttsex smoke.  I'm thinking more like an ambulance ride to the nearest emergency room if he lived long enough to make a phone call..

[Munch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZlLjqvY-Cg

He might have all the charm of an infomercial seller, but he really does hit all the spots.

It was this guy or laci green.

[Youssuf Ramadan]

"Butt-babies..."  *collapses laughing*     :s_laugh:

Ahem.... that amused me way more than it should have....

[Hijiri Byakuren]

So...anyone wanna go to Michigan and commit some felonies with be in a hotel room?

*raises hand*


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