Jesus speaks to Eve.

mykcob4 · November 22, 2013, 09:52:15 PM

Eve where, when, and how, did jesus talk to you, and exactly what did he say?

Solitary · November 22, 2013, 10:25:35 PM

He said: "Eve, let me show you my rod and staff." :shock:

Solitary

stromboli · November 22, 2013, 10:30:13 PM

Hey, Jesus talked to me once. He said,
"senor, please move your car. I am digging here." :-D

Poison Tree · November 23, 2013, 12:45:07 AM

Did he sound anything like this?
[youtube:4gz3ll0c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmeGUDkyywU[/youtube:4gz3ll0c]

leo · November 23, 2013, 01:14:46 AM

Jesus is a alien .

GrinningYMIR · November 23, 2013, 01:20:39 AM

One day they will make the bible-themed superhero I suggested to a couple of Jehovah's witnesses. He wields bibles like batarangs and defeats people through the sheer power of his lack of logic.

Poison Tree · November 23, 2013, 01:29:44 AM

Quote from: "GrinningYMIR"One day they will make the bible-themed superhero I suggested to a couple of Jehovah's witnesses. He wields bibles like batarangs and defeats people through the sheer power of his lack of logic.

Played by Adam West, I assume.

GrinningYMIR · November 23, 2013, 01:34:05 AM

Quote from: "Poison Tree"
Quote from: "GrinningYMIR"One day they will make the bible-themed superhero I suggested to a couple of Jehovah's witnesses. He wields bibles like batarangs and defeats people through the sheer power of his lack of logic.
Played by Adam West, I assume.

Of course, he's the only one zany enough to do it

PickelledEggs · November 23, 2013, 01:35:46 AM

Quote from: "GrinningYMIR"One day they will make the bible-themed superhero I suggested to a couple of Jehovah's witnesses. He wields bibles like batarangs and defeats people through the sheer power of his lack of logic.

They already did. I saw this exact comic book in a comic book store back in 2009 or something.

GrinningYMIR · November 23, 2013, 01:45:57 AM

they took my idea! I demand money for them taking it!

Loneboat · November 23, 2013, 08:22:31 AM

I remember one time my mom took me to her new church she had changed to. I went to be a good daughter. This was years ago...I was probably late teens early 20s.

Anyway, at one time during the service, all these people in the congregation raised their hands and started chanting rubbish. "hababdabbabibbigagakokomomamababa"

I was like "da fuk is going on here?!"

My mom said they were speaking tongue or God was speaking through them.

Um, okay.

If that same scenario was played out in an insane asylum it would be because they were crazy. But since it was in a church it was normal??

Anyway, maybe that's what happened to Eve?

Hijiri Byakuren · November 23, 2013, 09:48:50 AM

Quote from: "GrinningYMIR"One day they will make the bible-themed superhero I suggested to a couple of Jehovah's witnesses. He wields bibles like batarangs and defeats people through the sheer power of his lack of logic.

[youtube:3ss5bw3n]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbWTmtNn3zY[/youtube:3ss5bw3n]

josephpalazzo · November 23, 2013, 09:56:47 AM

Solitary · November 23, 2013, 11:35:44 AM

:rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

Thanks for making my day! Solitary

leo · November 23, 2013, 01:26:45 PM

Quote from: "PickelledEggs"
Quote from: "GrinningYMIR"One day they will make the bible-themed superhero I suggested to a couple of Jehovah's witnesses. He wields bibles like batarangs and defeats people through the sheer power of his lack of logic.
They already did. I saw this exact comic book in a comic book store back in 2009 or something.

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