Christians Are Building Their Own Hollywood

Started by stromboli, October 03, 2014, 01:02:45 PM

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stromboli

There are huge opportunities here for non christians. God Is Not Dead is ripe for a satirical remake.

Moralnihilist

Science doesn't give a damn about religions, because "damns" are not measurable units and therefore have no place in research. As soon as it's possible to detect damns, we'll quantize perdition and number all the levels of hell. Until then, science doesn't care.

stromboli

With the possible exception of the Godfather......... :think:

AllPurposeAtheist

Anytime Ethyl Murman will be singing HOORAY FOR GODDYWOOD! ....
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Mike Cl

Quote from: Minimalist on October 03, 2014, 07:30:10 PM
The OT at least tells some good...if unbelievable....stories.

The NT is boring.  Nothing but pious drivel.
Have you read Revelations?  Written by a drunken monk on LSD.  Quite a ride.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?<br />Then he is not omnipotent,<br />Is he able but not willing?<br />Then whence cometh evil?<br />Is he neither able or willing?<br />Then why call him god?

SGOS

Quote from: Mike Cl on October 04, 2014, 09:17:58 AM
Have you read Revelations?  Written by a drunken monk on LSD.  Quite a ride.
I remember reading it for the first time.  No one told me what to expect.  Probably had something to do with me eventually becoming an atheist.

AllPurposeAtheist

It was written by a drunken Ethel Murman on LSD..
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Green Bottle

Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on October 03, 2014, 07:00:03 PM
then Adam deadpans into the camera, "Women! You can't live with them and you can't stick em back in your ribcage!"  :shhh:
:clap:
Personally i cant wait for the c rapture, just think, all the god loving holier than the rest of us sad pathetic braindeads will be gone, it will be like heaven on earth.....pardon my fkn language. :dance:
God doesnt exist, but if he did id tell him to ''Fuck Off''