http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/ce ... 6831201588 (http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-style/kate-upton-spins-through-the-air-in-zero-gravity-bikini-shoot/story-fn9076o9-1226831201588)
Gentlemen, what you see before you is perfection
Do this in wide screen and slo mo, you could stop a war. Or start one.
She's still got nothing on Silvia Saint taking a zero-g cum shot.
Quote from: "Jason78"She's still got nothing on Silvia Saint taking a zero-g cum shot.
Yeah, but that's porn. This is ART. [-X
Quote from: "stromboli"Quote from: "Jason78"She's still got nothing on Silvia Saint taking a zero-g cum shot.
Yeah, but that's porn. This is ART. [-X
The two aren't mutually exclusive you know!
She is gorgeous now but in 10 years she's gonna be 200 lbs. Big gal.
In 80 years she'll look ridiculously old. :roll:
Ah yes, but- It has to do with proportion. A small woman with small breasts that big hips will likely get fatter across the hips as they gain weight. Upton is very well proportioned. She is actually a little heavy for a model. Losing weight or gaining it, she will retain the same proportions. And still has an angelic face. I think a little double chin on her would actually be sexy.
Yeah, she just called me to ask me, "Does zero gravity make me look fat?"
So I told her the truth. 'Ehh, a little bit, but you carry it ok.' Then I had to listen to he whine and cry for at least an hour. Damned. :roll:
And the rest of us have to pay through the nose to take a ride in zero gravity.
Quote from: "drunkenshoe"From a female point the only problem is her waist (because she doesn't have one) and that's gonna be the problem when she gets old. But she can take the attention to somewhere else. :P
Actually don't think men are paying that much attention to her waist..... :-D
Quote from: "drunkenshoe"From a female point the only problem is her waist (because she doesn't have one) and that's gonna be the problem when she gets old. But she can take the attention to somewhere else. :P
First thing I noticed was that waist.. ok, I lied.
I have a hunch nobody believes my little Kate Upton phone story. FINE! Be that way! If you only had faith.. [-X
Nice tits.
Quote from: "Minimalist"Nice tits.
She asked me about that too.. :-$
Quote from: "drunkenshoe"http://www.christianpost.com/news/kate-upton-boyfriend-rumors-slammed-model-talks-religion-i-want-a-cross-with-me-101848/
Apparently she felt very objectified after this cover, because of some comments:
http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/201 ... 08_360.jpg (http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2013/02/23991816/kate_upton_sportsillustrated_130208_360.jpg)
She is also very religious and got very affected when they took her cross to do a photo shoot. Aw, Poor girl. :(
:rollin:
That was a cross? I thought it was a T for titties!
I remember when she first did cat daddy, my friends and I must have watched it twenty times before they blocked the site at school
Good times
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"I have a hunch nobody believes my little Kate Upton phone story. FINE! Be that way! If you only had faith.. [-X
I was going to comment about the odds of you being with Kate Upton, but that would require a mathematician. And a computer. With lots of RAM.
Quote from: "stromboli"Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"I have a hunch nobody believes my little Kate Upton phone story. FINE! Be that way! If you only had faith.. [-X
I was going to comment about the odds of you being with Kate Upton, but that would require a mathematician. And a computer. With lots of RAM.
That's so hurtful... :cry:
It shouldn't be. I've seen pictures of you. You are better looking than me. Think how bitter I am.
Quote from: "stromboli"It shouldn't be. I've seen pictures of you. You are better looking than me. Think how bitter I am.
Wow.. You ARE blind aren't you?
I cannot remember a masturbation fest on who is the ugliest...but goddamn if it not for AF.
Who the fuck is Kate Upton?
Quote from: "AtDawnTheySquee"Who the fuck is Kate Upton?
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Quote from: "AtDawnTheySquee"Who the fuck is Kate Upton?
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Quote from: "AtDawnTheySquee"Who the fuck is Kate Upton?
I'd never heard of her before this either.
Quote from: "Jason78"Quote from: "AtDawnTheySquee"Who the fuck is Kate Upton?
I'd never heard of her before this either.
I've heard the name. I recognized her when I saw her, but I'm not sure where I've seen her before.
It's just some blonde modelling chick. For some reason most straight males go bonkers when they see a pair of digitally enhanced tits :roll:
Depending on how she ages she can still look good for a long time coming.
For now I'll just settle on...Scientific admiration...and ignore her political/religious agenda
She is an atypical-seemingly approachable- real woman who has not gotten her boobs by way of surgery, and has an angelic face and a sweet nature. She's not perfect, but her imperfections seem to improve the whole woman that she is.
It's different, We're just admiring her picture. Bieber fans go down on his poster in malls
[youtube:26yvpngc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK9odsWwfIo[/youtube:26yvpngc]
I'll stick with the idea that any image of a person as displayed by a company that has an interest in selling you something is 100% lies and bullshit.
It's most likely closer to the truth than the image they present itself.
yeah, this is one of the first that got her some attention couple a year back:
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=kat ... BD71C1995E (http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=kate+uptons+big+catwalk&FORM=VIRE5#view=detail&mid=9B3A6638EBBD71C1995E9B3A6638EBBD71C1995E)
I meant that Upton has been approachable by the media, not a standoffish personality.
she sounds like some religious bitch, i'll stick to my 2d waifus and husbandos
Quote from: "AtDawnTheySquee"she sounds like some religious bitch, i'll stick to my 2d waifus and husbandos
Your what?? You lost me.
Be glad that you do not know about "waifu and husbandos".
The horror. The horror.
Quote from: "AtDawnTheySquee"she sounds like some religious bitch, i'll stick to my 2d waifus and husbandos
just stuff something in her mouth.....
Quote from: "SGOS"Quote from: "AtDawnTheySquee"she sounds like some religious bitch, i'll stick to my 2d waifus and husbandos
Your what?? You lost me.
Here's an educational film on the subject.
[youtube:25rpbqad]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YtwPPsBKGQ[/youtube:25rpbqad]
tl;dr: It's one of two things: either a way of expressing that you like a character a lot, or it's a serious committed relationship with a fictional character.
Quote from: "AtDawnTheySquee"she sounds like some religious bitch, i'll stick to my 2d waifus and husbandos
WEEABOOOOOO!
Well, that was lengthy.
i am not a weeboo >:c
ya know Drunkie, sometimes we can be petty as well and feel quite fun about it. I have as much chance banging her as I do you...... :-k
but of course you're MUCH cuter and sexier.... :wink:
[-o<
Quote from: "AtDawnTheySquee"i am not a weeboo >:c
*ahem* *clears throat* WEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAABBBOOOOOOOOOOO!
Quote from: "The Skeletal Atheist"Quote from: "AtDawnTheySquee"i am not a weeboo >:c
*ahem* *clears throat* WEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAABBBOOOOOOOOOOO!
Weeeeeaaaabooooo
No..of course not...I cannot learn about the noble physics or , god help us higher mathematics, and kick me in the face for the hope of understanding just a little of micro v macro evolution....but bY GOD I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WEEEEOOO IS!
WHOO_HOOO!
just kidding guys, you keep teaching us old guys this whole new world of sex with...er....toy dolls and make believe animals...er......so Drunkie, what say a you and me on a plane over Japan? eh?
Quote from: "drunkenshoe"All the manners these people happen to have or act in -men and women, super tits, body or not- are designed by their agents and publicists. It has nothing to do with their real personality. It's their job. It's not lying either. It's no different than marketing some common product. And it is the most, oldest product in the market with the most independent target group. Heterosexual males.
They are told to present a certain character in front of media and they do it. The better this role designed for them (according to the culture) the more they are successful and get beloved as what they become for their target group.
You are atheist het men. You are not a big group enough to play a role in certain traditions to change these media hype characters yet.
You cannot promote a soft erotic model to a national fame by a rational, atheist character who believes in reason even if she really was. She cannot go 5 inch in her career in a religious country. Why would you do such a thing, who cares? A tiny minority.
The best one for her is that next door girl (never fails on classic het men) with a 'world class' body that makes you feel that you can walk up to her and that she would right away start to talk to you about what happened her in traffic two days ago, smiling. That's always the ideal impression they try to go. And it always works. That makes you fantasize about her beyond a fap material which makes your fap better. If successful, you remember her name better among all others. Creating a fake sense of warmth and quality of accessibility. It's an illusion to support your fantasy.
So basically she is good at the task she is given. Go for her.
Actors and actresses are different, they have other chances to create any illusion they want. Mel Gibson or Tom Cruise didn't become what they are now. They have always been that way in some extent, they just stopped caring to keep up some appearances anymore, because there isn't anywhere else they can go further. Are there exceptions? Of course there are.
Oh stop being clinical about this, click your heels together three times and we'll all just imagine you put old slaggy Kate to shame! :-D
Quote from: "drunkenshoe"Lol.
And what is weeeaaaaboooo?
It's apparently a derogatory internet term for a wannabe Japanese person. I don't really see what is so offensive about it, or why AtDawn is so offended by it.
But then again, I'm apparently a weeaboo, so I'm a bad judge probably...
We love you, AtDawn, even if you are a weeaboo
I don't see any reason to be insulted by being a weeaboo so long as you are good at it and don't act like a douchebag about, "How much more superiour Japanese culture is to Western culture.".
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That chick looks pretty good for a fifty year old.
Are those her own teeth?
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That chick looks pretty good for a fifty year old.
When I look at that picture, the first thing that comes to my mind is that here is a woman who wants to be seen as a whole person. There can be no doubt that she's thinking, "You better not be looking at my tits."
Well now we can say that her boobs defy gravity. As does the rest of her.
I do like the microgravity effect on Kate, but there's something to be said for gravity's effect on a woman's body too...
This is NSFW...
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I like the part where her boobs bounce. :rollin:[/spoil:1gf1qtwa]
Quote from: "aileron"I do like the microgravity effect on Kate, but there's something to be said for gravity's effect on a woman's body too...
This is NSFW...
[spoil:usj6q364]//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt9O2MAg9mU&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJt9O2MAg9mU&has_verified=1
I like the part where her boobs bounce. :rollin:[/spoil:usj6q364]
Gravity or no gravity, boobs are good. *drooling*
:lol: