Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

[The Skeletal Atheist]

The picture on the right is me. Hippies are all dead or running corporations. I have a "friend with benefits" that has a connection. Apparently gay people are more connected than heteros.

No joke: I had someone who apparently works in the film industry offer me a job if I would only give him fellatio. I have a little more integrity than that...and also I highly doubt he works in the film industry.

[aitm]

No joke: I had someone who apparently works in the film industry offer me a job if I would only give him fellatio. I have a little more integrity than that...and also I highly doubt he works in the film industry.

I got pretty drunk one night and a gay friend convinced me that gays give the best head….he was certainly right about that. But I have never felt the urge to experience it again. I could not imagine using whatever power I had to initiate any type of sex let alone gay sex. Hey make no mistake, I am a male pig, I have thought about telling the gal she could get the job by dropping to her knees…..alas…never actually made it out of the mind. All those good times I could have had if I had been religious, republican or gotdamn commie……hehehehe

[stromboli]

Okay then, I need a dozen "high octane" cookies, please.

Wait a few months. They might be for sale near you.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Wait a few months. They might be for sale near you.

Don't tease an old man, he might have a Glock.

[PopeyesPappy]

[Hydra009]

"you can't make this up"

[Hydra009]

[Hydra009]

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"Damn it!"

[Unbeliever]

[Unbeliever]

[Gawdzilla Sama]

[stromboli]

Stromboli he brings you this for your pleasure. Bottom right, eh?

[Hydra009]

Mmm...breakfast pizza.

[PickelledEggs]

Stromboli he brings you this for your pleasure. Bottom right, eh?

I love you.

-Sent from your mom