Bar codes = the Devil

[MagetheEntertainer]

Guys seriously this is the only thing stopping Armageddon.  If this one little Russian milk company or whatever stops crossing out their bar codes all hell is going to break loose, literally.

[ApostateLois]

But doesn't that mean Jesus won't be able to return from heaven on a flying white horse? The Bible nowhere says that Christians are to try and prevent Armageddon. When they cross out barcodes, they are simply delaying the inevitable and interfering with God's will!

[stromboli]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaA8IjzKLDw