Mother Sues Tampon Company For ‘Stealing’ Daughters’s Virginity. (http://observatorial.com/2016/03/31/mother-sues-tampon-company-for-stealing-daughterss-virginity/#)
QuoteTwin Falls, ID | An Idaho woman is suing the Kotex company for $1.4 million dollars after she claims one of her daughters lost her virginity while using a tampon.
The family’s attorney claims the product’s packaging did not issue any warning about the possibility of losing one’s own virginity while using the product.
“Why is there no warning that a women’s hymen can be broken when the tampon is inserted into the vaginal region? This is the question we ask†explained Ben Ali Mufta, the family attorney. “The breaking of the hymen and resulting loss of virginity of my client’s daughter will have dire consequences for this young girl for the rest of her life,†he told local reporters. “This is a tragedy that could have been easily prevented had the company taken its responsibilities,†he acknowledged yesterday.
LOL. Only $1.4 million?
Surely some of that money could be used to repair the damage (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1298684/Surge-virginity-repair-operations-NHS.html) Who would know?
:rotflmao:
Oy vey...
Pr126 ... you have achieved a new low, and you aren't even a proctologist ;-)
So is this deviation from rationality the result of Karl Marx or of Muhammad?
Quote from: Baruch on March 31, 2016, 06:35:55 AM
So is this deviation from rationality the result of Karl Marx or of Muhammad?
Coffee -> mouth -> nose.
"Dear Mom, remember when you lost your virginity? Was something inserted into your vagina? If so can you extend the logic of that sequence of events to a world outside of your vagina?"
Quote from: Baruch on March 31, 2016, 06:35:55 AM
Pr126 ... you have achieved a new low, and you aren't even a proctologist ;-)
So is this deviation from rationality the result of Karl Marx or of Muhammad?
Muhammad (or maybe Jesus) or the Virgin Mary???
Quote from: Mike Cl on March 31, 2016, 08:44:44 AM
Muhammad (or maybe Jesus) or the Virgin Mary???
Remember, the first thing in Mary's vagina was her son. He would have had to push past her hymen.
And I leave you with that word picture.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 31, 2016, 10:53:56 AM
Remember, the first thing in Mary's vagina was her son. He would have had to push past her hymen.
And I leave you with that word picture.
Thanks! :))) But that would play very well in the deep South! :))
Before I looked at the article I thought it was Mormons. Almost the same thing.
I guess mom just never knew about that not so fresh feeling..
Wait! pr makes a post NOT about Islam taking over? OMG OMG OMG! Whatarewegonnado? Whatarewegonnado? It's a miracle more people weren't killed!
This is painful on so many levels.
I hope in response Kotex just sends in a gang of angry gynecologists to rain down fury upon the family.
So an object that is inserted in your vagina needs a warning about the possibility of it rupturing the hymen... This kind of people if why we have scissors packaged with CAUTION sharp edges!
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on March 31, 2016, 07:41:20 PM
I guess mom just never knew about that not so fresh feeling..
Wait! pr makes a post NOT about Islam taking over? OMG OMG OMG! Whatarewegonnado? Whatarewegonnado? It's a miracle more people weren't killed!
I tohught the same, but it is Muslims. I was almost excited :(.
Virginity is overrated, anyway. I don't want 72 virgins, I want 72 people who know what the fuck they're doing.
Okay, raise three arms if you think the tampon was what broke the hymen.
lol how far did the daughter stick it and how hard dis she stick it?
Honestly, it is news to me muslim girls even use tampons. It's not the culture around here. At least as far as I know. May be things changed. Hmmm. Myeh.
Secondly, how young or small she was? Tampons have sizes and the junior sizes are really slim. I am a small woman, I have been using it since I was 15 and NO under normal circumstances you don't break your hymen by the right size of tampon, if you didn't pick up a big one. Yes hymens change according to every woman.
It's not about pushing it hard or up. It's about the thickness, the size of it. Hymen is in the opening.
Do you see this? This is what you use as a teen girl. Esp. if you are concerned with your hymen. But then I don't get how would anyone break a hymen even with a big sized one...
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03173/tampon_3173827k.jpg)
Quote from: Draconic Aiur on April 01, 2016, 02:08:29 AM
lol how far did the daughter stick it and how hard dis she stick it?
It's not about pushing it hard or up. It's about the thickness, the size of it.
(http://www.healthresource4u.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/hymen-picture-diagram.jpg)
I am glad the family didn't do the McDonalds example, and spill hot coffee on her ...
So I should sue Budweiser for my loss of virginity???
Quote from: AllRight on April 01, 2016, 07:41:51 AM
So I should sue Budweiser for my loss of virginity???
Did you use a beer bottle?
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 01, 2016, 08:13:04 AM
Did you use a beer bottle?
No, but that would have been less awkward!
Quote from: AllRight on April 01, 2016, 09:31:11 AM
No, but that would have been less awkward!
"Blue Lagoon" was the worst case scenario.
So, the breaking of the hymen is the same as loss of virginity? Granted, it has been a while since sex ed class, but I seem to recall that the thing breaks pretty easily in some girls and it's much more difficult to break in others. While one girl's hymen could be broken by, say, horseback riding, another may have sex 2 or 3 times before it breaks. Not only is it stupid to think the girl is still a virgin after she has had sex a couple of times simply because her hymen is not yet broken, I can't imagine a circumstance where a girl says, "I lost my virginity to a horse" and "horseback riding" is the first thing that comes to one's mind.
"Virginity" is really a relative term anyway. This idiot apparently thinks an intact hymen is the measure of virginity, yet I HIGHLY doubt it would be okay with her for her daughter to have all the oral and anal sex she wanted, just so long as she didn't lose her "virginity".
Just one more case where religious idiots balk at science and common sense.
Virginity doesn't involve oral or anal sex. It has to do with whether she gets pregnant by a man her father hasn't approved of ... after the man pays the father the "bride price". Otherwise his investment in his daughter is shot.
Quote from: Baruch on April 01, 2016, 08:14:45 PMOtherwise his investment in his daughter is shot.
Along with the daughter herself, possibly.
Quote from: Baruch on April 01, 2016, 08:14:45 PM
Virginity doesn't involve oral or anal sex. It has to do with whether she gets pregnant by a man her father hasn't approved of ... after the man pays the father the "bride price". Otherwise his investment in his daughter is shot.
Unless she can think up a really good (or god) story to explain why she's preggers but still a virgin.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 02, 2016, 06:31:35 AM
Unless she can think up a really good (or god) story to explain why she's preggers but still a virgin.
Serious question. My grandmother's oldest sister, died of neglect, because she got preggers without getting married first, and was thrown out of her father's house on her own means (which didn't exist). Great-grandfather was from the Old Country, where they were less liberal than we are today.
Quote from: AllRight on April 01, 2016, 07:41:51 AM
So I should sue Budweiser for my loss of virginity???
:lol:
I've read of women who secreted a small blade to provide the necessary blood for the sheets in royal weddings.
Quote from: Baruch on March 31, 2016, 06:35:55 AM
So is this deviation from rationality the result of Karl Marx or of Muhammad?
Probably either a different Marx brother, or Mohammed Ali.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 02, 2016, 01:52:22 PM
I've read of women who secreted a small blade to provide the necessary blood for the sheets in royal weddings.
I would do the same, but to slit my wrists, rather than be a royal bride ;-( Though Kate does look like a lovely lady ;-)
Quote from: Baruch on April 02, 2016, 05:11:54 PM
I would do the same, but to slit my wrists, rather than be a royal bride ;-( Though Kate does look like a lovely lady ;-)
I worked on a stud farm one summer. Great stories for school that year, but the mares never got their jollies.
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 01, 2016, 05:50:14 AM
It's not about pushing it hard or up. It's about the thickness, the size of it.
(http://www.healthresource4u.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/hymen-picture-diagram.jpg)
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WTF did Mrs. Stupid expect to happen when a tampon is used? That it would phase right though the hymen, like some kind of ghost? That it would open a trapdoor to the vagina known only to Kotex? What?!
What kind of a mother checks her daughter's hymen? That is so freaking creepy.
Quote from: Mermaid on April 02, 2016, 06:45:19 PM
What kind of a mother checks her daughter's hymen?
Mothers from cultures that carry out "purity tests."
Iono. I can remember discovering my hymen, but by that time, it was already all shredded, and I was like 8. It's not a very good diagnostic tool.
Considering that hard exercise can cause it to rupture, I really don't get why it's considered this extra-special thing in any culture.
Wait.
:embarrassed: Dur. Dainty housewife bullshit.
Quote from: Mermaid on April 02, 2016, 07:06:05 PM
Iono. I can remember discovering my hymen, but by that time, it was already all shredded, and I was like 8. It's not a very good diagnostic tool.
That's why purity tests are so fucking scary.
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on April 02, 2016, 08:11:31 PM
That's why purity tests are so fucking scary.
Well, also, that "purity" is a thing. That a girl who doesn't have a hymen is somehow impure.
Quote from: Mermaid on April 02, 2016, 08:32:42 PM
Well, also, that "purity" is a thing. That a girl who doesn't have a hymen is somehow impure.
Well, for my part I was referring to the historical practice of killing unmarried girls who were determined not to be virgins by these tests. (Hence why I made this post (http://atheistforums.com/index.php?topic=9841.msg1125712#msg1125712).)
Fortunately for the girl in question, this family is "only" seeking restitution. There are still many places in the world where she would be considered "damaged goods" in a very literal sense.
That's it.. I'm filing a lawsuit against the Jergins lotion company for not informing me that I could lose my virginity..
Well I had real bad hemorrhoids for a while so who do I see about those suppositories taking away my ass virginity