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Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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Hydra009


Hydra009


Cassia

Yeah, they would gladly bring on the apocalypse to prove they were right after all.

Hydra009

#11673


Wake up samurai...

Blackleaf

Yeah. Who wants to see stars? More ads, please!
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--


Mike Cl

Quote from: Hydra009 on October 28, 2022, 07:23:58 PM
Actually, food is the most addictive drug on this planet.  An addiction to food/eating is the hardest addiction there is to control.  We have to eat or we die.  And food is just another form of drugs that keeps our body going; one does not need 'drugs' to (not referring to medical uses of drugs) live, but we have to eat.   
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?<br />Then he is not omnipotent,<br />Is he able but not willing?<br />Then whence cometh evil?<br />Is he neither able or willing?<br />Then why call him god?

Dark Lightning

Quote from: Mike Cl on October 28, 2022, 10:29:35 PMActually, food is the most addictive drug on this planet.  An addiction to food/eating is the hardest addiction there is to control.  We have to eat or we die.  And food is just another form of drugs that keeps our body going; one does not need 'drugs' to (not referring to medical uses of drugs) live, but we have to eat.   

I tried to quit my eating addiction, but withdrawal was close to fatal, so I started again. :P

Gawdzilla Sama

Never eat and your addiction will go away in a week or so.
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 27, 2022, 11:49:51 PM

Wake up samurai...
The Man Who Sold the Moon.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Hydra009

#11679

Luther Martini

I really like that definition of religion.  Now, if anyone asks me why I don't follow any religion, I think that I will start answering:

"Personally, I do not have a problem accepting reality, therefore I have no use for a philosophical abstract that allows me to arbitrarily redefine it."
"Freedom is something that dies unless it's used."  -- Hunter S. Thompson

Dark Lightning

^ I'm in the, "I'm not interested in hearing about your imaginary playmate" camp these days. I don't like having salespeople at the door, so I'm thinking of making a sign for the front gate:

No Soliciting, No Sales
If we wanted it, we would already have it
We don't care about your personal version of Jesus

On second thought,

NO TRESPASSING

is more to the point and it will take less time to make a sign for that. :D

I also want to put a basket at the gate for flyers, because people go up the front door and shove flyers into the door handle. My wife doesn't like that idea, but if I put one up while she's out of town, it'll be welded on. Fait accompli! lol

Luther Martini

Quote from: Dark Lightning on October 29, 2022, 08:06:05 PMNo Soliciting, No Sales
If we wanted it, we would already have it
We don't care about your personal version of Jesus



LOL   Back in the stone age when our home phone was a landline without caller ID or voicemail, we had an answering machine, and used it to screen calls.  At one point, I got so tired of bullshit calls, that I recorded a rather abrupt greeting message that included advice for anyone seeking a donation selling something or proselytizing  to just piss off.  I thought it was funny and pretty effective, but after a day or two my wife strongly advised me to replace it with something less offensive, like restoring the "leave a message after the beep" greeting.  She was right, of course.  It was better to just quietly ignore the caller, and get on with life.
"Freedom is something that dies unless it's used."  -- Hunter S. Thompson