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Title: Thank you religion:
Post by: baddogma on February 15, 2013, 07:33:06 PM

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Title: Re: Thank you religion:
Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 15, 2013, 09:07:23 PM

QuoteTake that picture of Buddha and set it on fire.

Only if I can use it to start your funeral pyre, Jerry.

Title: Re: Thank you religion:
Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on February 15, 2013, 09:17:25 PM

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Title: Re: Thank you religion:
Post by: kilodelta on February 15, 2013, 09:24:09 PM

Quote from: "PopeyesPappy"
QuoteTake that picture of Buddha and set it on fire.

Only if I can use it to start your funeral pyre, Jerry.

A funeral pyre is too good for him. Just let him lay where he falls... hopefully inside his TV show studio or a church.

Title: Re: Thank you religion:
Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 15, 2013, 10:19:57 PM

I was kind of hoping he'd still be kicking when I lit it...

Title: Re: Thank you religion:
Post by: Sleeper on February 16, 2013, 09:54:46 AM

Quote from: "PopeyesPappy"
QuoteTake that picture of Buddha and set it on fire.

Only if I can use it to start your funeral pyre, Jerry.

I thought you were quoting an episode of Seinfeld.

Title: Re: Thank you religion:
Post by: ApostateLois on February 16, 2013, 09:56:49 AM

Could we throw him into a tank full of sharks? That would be entertaining, because we could watch him pray to God to make the sharks not hungry, like Daniel in the lion's den....only with sharks.

Title: Re: Thank you religion:
Post by: Sleeper on February 16, 2013, 10:13:18 AM

And that's Pat, not Jerry.

Title: Re: Thank you religion:
Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 16, 2013, 04:01:21 PM

Quote from: "Sleeper"And that's Pat, not Jerry.

Does it make a difference? Other than Jerry is dead and Pat needs to be?

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Post by: Sleeper on February 17, 2013, 04:57:50 PM

Black people are descended from ham? Does he mean pigs or... actual ham?

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Post by: ApostateLois on February 17, 2013, 09:05:50 PM

Quote from: "Sleeper"Black people are descended from ham? Does he mean pigs or... actual ham?

Perhaps bacon.

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Post by: theory816 on February 19, 2013, 05:33:22 AM

THANKS OBAMA. idk wat that means but it seems fitting

Title: Re: Thank you religion:
Post by: WitchSabrina on February 19, 2013, 05:47:03 AM

Quote from: "PopeyesPappy"I was kind of hoping he'd still be kicking when I lit it...

Say when. I'll bring the matches.

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