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caseagainstfaith
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 Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:32 pm Post subject: You say its your birthday... |
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Well, seeing as how I turn 45 tomorrow (ugh!!!!) I figured that someone might get me something I could use:
http://www.x4labs.com (NSFW)
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The ad almost had me sold until it did the 360's! OUCH! 
Don't feel bad CAF. I turn 50 in March.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
YOU OLD FART! |
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Jutter
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| Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:14 pm Post subject: Re: You say its your birthday... |
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| caseagainstfaith wrote: | Well, seeing as how I turn 45 tomorrow (ugh!!!!) I figured that someone might get me something I could use:
http://www.x4labs.com (NSFW) |
Well.... there's that Pen&Teller episode that explaines how such gimicks are bullshit. Would that be useful?
Congrats by the way. 
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neon
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Happy birthday. 
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caseagainstfaith
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| Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:29 pm Post subject: Re: You say its your birthday... |
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| Jutter wrote: |
Well.... there's that Pen&Teller episode that explaines how such gimicks are bullshit. Would that be useful?
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Of course its BS, and, I have the BS episode. But, I don't remember them having something like that! I think they did hypnosis, exercises, and pills--if I remember right. Anyway, I just posted that link because I thought it was funny.
But, ya know, there was a BS circumcision episode in season 3. And, in that episode, they had someone that regrew their foreskin basically the same way, having something pull on his dick until he got a foreskin back. Hmmm....
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Uncertainty
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| Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Why would you need a machine to pull on your dick, its one of the few natural skills all human boys with arms have. |
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Moloth
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| Uncertainty wrote: | | Why would you need a machine to pull on your dick, its one of the few natural skills all human boys with arms have. |
no, we don't want pics.
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Uncertainty
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| Moloth wrote: | | Uncertainty wrote: | | Why would you need a machine to pull on your dick, its one of the few natural skills all human boys with arms have. |
no, we don't want pics. |
That's not what the PM you sent me says |
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Moloth
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| Uncertainty wrote: | | Moloth wrote: | | Uncertainty wrote: | | Why would you need a machine to pull on your dick, its one of the few natural skills all human boys with arms have. |
no, we don't want pics. |
That's not what the PM you sent me says |
LOLOL... okay. wow. i got pwned.
*bow*
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Jutter
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| Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:03 am Post subject: Re: You say its your birthday... |
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| caseagainstfaith wrote: | | Jutter wrote: |
Well.... there's that Pen&Teller episode that explaines how such gimicks are bullshit. Would that be useful?
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Of course its BS, and, I have the BS episode. But, I don't remember them having something like that! I think they did hypnosis, exercises, and pills--if I remember right. Anyway, I just posted that link because I thought it was funny.
But, ya know, there was a BS circumcision episode in season 3. And, in that episode, they had someone that regrew their foreskin basically the same way, having something pull on his dick until he got a foreskin back. Hmmm.... |
The third was a penis-enlargement pump. These appearantly have a hypnotic effect on you.
Don't compare your penis with skintissue.
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... then to finally start listening to each other."
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Mr_C
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| Moloth wrote: | | Uncertainty wrote: | | Moloth wrote: | | Uncertainty wrote: | | Why would you need a machine to pull on your dick, its one of the few natural skills all human boys with arms have. |
no, we don't want pics. |
That's not what the PM you sent me says |
LOLOL... okay. wow. i got pwned.
*bow* |
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Sal1981
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I like to find euphemisms for the word "birthday".
Happy 9-months-after-your-dad-banged-your-mom day (too bad this presumes that you weren't born prematurely).
Or, happy uteral exit day.
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