You might be a pedophile IF jokes…see who can post the funni

baddogma

OK you sickos, I need your help coming up with the funniest one.
We were doing this like redneck jokes at lunch.

I'll start.

YOU MIGHT BE A PEDOPHILE IF...after you eat a bald pussy you pull the diaper up!
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The wise say it out loud.

You haven't seen the likes of a Veridican before.

Sincerely,

Gordon Jerome

Jane Austen · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:50 pm Post subject:

YOU MIGHT BE A PEDOPHILE IF...your gunrack has a gunrack!
oh fuck i'm not doing this right Sad

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a poem as pugnant as a hell
where grinning devils turn the screws
on Saintly Sikhs and Upright Jews
Giving them the holy scorcher,
timeless, transcendent torture
Poems can make you want to yell,
But only God can give you Hell.
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Moloth · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:58 pm Post subject:

if have to pick your date up from school.
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baddogma · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:02 pm Post subject:

YOU MIGHT BE A PEDOPHILE IF...... after a hot date you have to wash the blood stains out of your clown suit!
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Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
The wise say it out loud.

You haven't seen the likes of a Veridican before.

Sincerely,

Gordon Jerome

not_a_theist · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:02 pm Post subject:

your life motto is 'hit it before the hair does'

im going to hell*

*if it existed
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baddogma · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:04 pm Post subject:

YOU MIGHT BE A PEDOPHILE IF.....You look for hot chicks while shopping at Toys-R-Us, then hit on her mom so you can go out!
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Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
The wise say it out loud.

You haven't seen the likes of a Veridican before.

Sincerely,

Gordon Jerome

Moloth · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:04 pm Post subject:

I swear officer, i didn;t know she was... three.
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FlatEarth1024 · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:05 pm Post subject:

...if you refer to the elementary school as "The Singles Scene".

FlatEarth1024 · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:06 pm Post subject:

...if you point to a sixth grader and say "She was quite a looker in her day!"

Moloth · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:06 pm Post subject:

you like your women like you like your scotch... twelve years old and mixed up with coke.
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baddogma · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:09 pm Post subject:

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Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
The wise say it out loud.

You haven't seen the likes of a Veridican before.

Sincerely,

Gordon Jerome

baddogma · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:12 pm Post subject:

.............If you buy your girlfriend jewelry and she is tickled to open the plastic bubble.
_________________
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
The wise say it out loud.

You haven't seen the likes of a Veridican before.

Sincerely,

Gordon Jerome

baddogma · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:13 pm Post subject:

.......If you have to wait for your date to finish her home work.
_________________
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
The wise say it out loud.

You haven't seen the likes of a Veridican before.

Sincerely,

Gordon Jerome

Moloth · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:22 pm Post subject:

baddogma · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:25 pm Post subject:

.....IF she needs a booster seat to sit on your face!
_________________
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
The wise say it out loud.

You haven't seen the likes of a Veridican before.

Sincerely,

Gordon Jerome

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