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baddogma optimal pooper

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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:49 pm Post subject: You might be a pedophile IF jokes…see who can post the funni |
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OK you sickos, I need your help coming up with the funniest one.
We were doing this like redneck jokes at lunch.
I'll start.
YOU MIGHT BE A PEDOPHILE IF...after you eat a bald pussy you pull the diaper up! _________________ Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
The wise say it out loud.
You haven't seen the likes of a Veridican before.
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Jane Austen Forum Plebian


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YOU MIGHT BE A PEDOPHILE IF...your gunrack has a gunrack!
oh fuck i'm not doing this right  _________________ JANE
I think that I shall never smell
a poem as pugnant as a hell
where grinning devils turn the screws
on Saintly Sikhs and Upright Jews
Giving them the holy scorcher,
timeless, transcendent torture
Poems can make you want to yell,
But only God can give you Hell.
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Moloth In-tool-lectual

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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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if have to pick your date up from school. _________________ -=The Believer is Happy; the Skeptic is Wise=-
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baddogma optimal pooper

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YOU MIGHT BE A PEDOPHILE IF...... after a hot date you have to wash the blood stains out of your clown suit! _________________ Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
The wise say it out loud.
You haven't seen the likes of a Veridican before.
Sincerely,
Gordon Jerome |
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not_a_theist Forum Texan

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your life motto is 'hit it before the hair does'
im going to hell*
*if it existed _________________ A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested. A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged.
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baddogma optimal pooper

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YOU MIGHT BE A PEDOPHILE IF.....You look for hot chicks while shopping at Toys-R-Us, then hit on her mom so you can go out! _________________ Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
The wise say it out loud.
You haven't seen the likes of a Veridican before.
Sincerely,
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Moloth In-tool-lectual

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I swear officer, i didn;t know she was... three. _________________ -=The Believer is Happy; the Skeptic is Wise=-
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FlatEarth1024 Rogue Admin, mad with power!

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| ...if you refer to the elementary school as "The Singles Scene". |
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FlatEarth1024 Rogue Admin, mad with power!

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| ...if you point to a sixth grader and say "She was quite a looker in her day!" |
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Moloth In-tool-lectual

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you like your women like you like your scotch... twelve years old and mixed up with coke. _________________ -=The Believer is Happy; the Skeptic is Wise=-
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baddogma optimal pooper

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 _________________ Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
The wise say it out loud.
You haven't seen the likes of a Veridican before.
Sincerely,
Gordon Jerome |
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baddogma optimal pooper

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.............If you buy your girlfriend jewelry and she is tickled to open the plastic bubble. _________________ Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
The wise say it out loud.
You haven't seen the likes of a Veridican before.
Sincerely,
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baddogma optimal pooper

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.......If you have to wait for your date to finish her home work. _________________ Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
The wise say it out loud.
You haven't seen the likes of a Veridican before.
Sincerely,
Gordon Jerome |
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Moloth In-tool-lectual

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| baddogma wrote: | | .............If you buy your girlfriend jewelry and she is tickled to open the plastic bubble. |
+1 _________________ -=The Believer is Happy; the Skeptic is Wise=-
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baddogma optimal pooper

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.....IF she needs a booster seat to sit on your face! _________________ Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
The wise say it out loud.
You haven't seen the likes of a Veridican before.
Sincerely,
Gordon Jerome |
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