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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:03 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Relax HBA I started it I'll take the heat. You can't go to jail for this any more than telling a Mexican joke is a hate crime.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:03 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

"well unless the FBI contacts me telling me to delete this thread or lock it, in which case I will do it. I may be for freedom of speech but I am also for not having a dick shoved up my ass by my new cell mate.

there are somethings I would be willing to make a stand for even to prison, but bad jokes just ain't worth it to me."

absolute paranoia.


have you seen the Simpson's Movie, HBA?
remember the part where Marge or Lisa made a joke about the Government listening to every conversation, everywhere in the country? and then they showed that huge room with thousands and thousands of government employees listening to every conversation?

do you REALLY think THAT was an accurate reflection of reality?
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:04 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

hillbillyatheist wrote:
(noticing flat-earths edit: no for the time being I will not block lock or delete this thread.

carry on.

if I do at some point decide its best to lock it, and you feel me a coward, thats okay.

I can be very brave and take a stand against injustice but I hardly find a life time in prison worth telling bad jokes on a forum.

if you're willing to go to prison for that, thats your call.


I challenge you to show me where locker room humor is punishable by prison time, even if that humor relates to children. No crimes are being committed. I'm astounded we're even having this conversation.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:06 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Yeah...me too. Sorta took the fun out of it.

Oh well..... I was laughing so hard I was crying at work.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:07 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

FlatEarth1024 wrote:
hillbillyatheist wrote:
(noticing flat-earths edit: no for the time being I will not block lock or delete this thread.

carry on.

if I do at some point decide its best to lock it, and you feel me a coward, thats okay.

I can be very brave and take a stand against injustice but I hardly find a life time in prison worth telling bad jokes on a forum.

if you're willing to go to prison for that, thats your call.


I challenge you to show me where locker room humor is punishable by prison time, even if that humor relates to children. No crimes are being committed. I'm astounded we're even having this conversation.
I challenge you to find a legal reason for this war, or gitmo or the spying without warrants.

hasn't stopped bush one bit.

sorry for being paranoid but with things the way they are, I don't think you should blame me.

simply put though, as long as my ass is safe, y'all can do what you like.

I don't think you guys should be jailed over this, but I wouldn't put it past our government to do come after you. sorry I don't trust them one bit.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:09 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

baddogma wrote:
Sorta took the fun out of it.


Yeah, it did. Totally chickenshit. I'm outta here.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:10 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

so, the fact we talk about communism, the fall of religion, anarchy, revolution and anti-theism wouldn't bring them a-coming... but pedo jokes will?

what about websites that have lists of such jokes?
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:10 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Hey, I was just still half-kidding with my comment....I'd be full-kidding if I knew other people weren't so serious about cracking down on pedophiles on the net.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:11 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Did you know that if you get caught peeing in public you have to register as a sex offender?
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Moloth wrote:
"well unless the FBI contacts me telling me to delete this thread or lock it, in which case I will do it. I may be for freedom of speech but I am also for not having a dick shoved up my ass by my new cell mate.

there are somethings I would be willing to make a stand for even to prison, but bad jokes just ain't worth it to me."

absolute paranoia.
yes. but with good reason. I don't trust the feds one tiny bit.


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have you seen the Simpson's Movie, HBA?
remember the part where Marge or Lisa made a joke about the Government listening to every conversation, everywhere in the country? and then they showed that huge room with thousands and thousands of government employees listening to every conversation?

do you REALLY think THAT was an accurate reflection of reality?


yes.

at least certainly our emails and forums and such. they can have robots look for key words. (like pedophile) then you have some uber sensitive fundy reading this thread.

then you have these guys breaking your door down.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:12 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

HBA google pedophile jokes. you might sleep better tonight.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:14 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Zocrates wrote:
Hey, I was just still half-kidding with my comment....I'd be full-kidding if I knew other people weren't so serious about cracking down on pedophiles on the net.
yes exactly!
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Did you know that if you get caught peeing in public you have to register as a sex offender?
yes. and is that retarded? yes it is, but I still won't piss in public. you any of you freedom fighters want to do it, be my guest.


I'm sorry for being a party pooper guys but I hope you at least see where I'm coming from even if you disagree.
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hillbillyatheist wrote:
Moloth wrote:
"well unless the FBI contacts me telling me to delete this thread or lock it, in which case I will do it. I may be for freedom of speech but I am also for not having a dick shoved up my ass by my new cell mate.

there are somethings I would be willing to make a stand for even to prison, but bad jokes just ain't worth it to me."

absolute paranoia.
yes. but with good reason. I don't trust the feds one tiny bit.


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have you seen the Simpson's Movie, HBA?
remember the part where Marge or Lisa made a joke about the Government listening to every conversation, everywhere in the country? and then they showed that huge room with thousands and thousands of government employees listening to every conversation?

do you REALLY think THAT was an accurate reflection of reality?


yes.

at least certainly our emails and forums and such. they can have robots look for key words. (like pedophile) then you have some uber sensitive fundy reading this thread.

then you have these guys breaking your door down.




LOL... yes, because REAL pedophiles say stuff like
"Hello, my fellow pedophiles. how are you today?"
"why', i'm just great my fellow pedophile. i was just fucking a fetus!"
"boy, i sure enjoy having sex with underage people!"

lol... they have their own keywords, slang and underground society.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:15 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

baddogma wrote:
HBA google pedophile jokes.
Laughing oh hell no!

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I ain't taking ANY chances dude.
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Moloth wrote:
hillbillyatheist wrote:
Moloth wrote:
"well unless the FBI contacts me telling me to delete this thread or lock it, in which case I will do it. I may be for freedom of speech but I am also for not having a dick shoved up my ass by my new cell mate.

there are somethings I would be willing to make a stand for even to prison, but bad jokes just ain't worth it to me."

absolute paranoia.
yes. but with good reason. I don't trust the feds one tiny bit.


Quote:
have you seen the Simpson's Movie, HBA?
remember the part where Marge or Lisa made a joke about the Government listening to every conversation, everywhere in the country? and then they showed that huge room with thousands and thousands of government employees listening to every conversation?

do you REALLY think THAT was an accurate reflection of reality?


yes.

at least certainly our emails and forums and such. they can have robots look for key words. (like pedophile) then you have some uber sensitive fundy reading this thread.

then you have these guys breaking your door down.




LOL... yes, because REAL pedophiles say stuff like
"Hello, my fellow pedophiles. how are you today?"
"why', i'm just great my fellow pedophile. i was just fucking a fetus!"
"boy, i sure enjoy having sex with underage people!"

lol... they have their own keywords, slang and underground society.
Laughing I don't know what words they use, but my point still stands about robots picking up on key words. (that get a fed reading our shit)
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