You might be a pedophile IF jokes…see who can post the funni

ThePope · Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:09 am Post subject:

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baddogma · Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:28 pm Post subject:

You might be a pedophile IF you spank it while reading Beamishboy posts.
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Jason_Harvestdancer · Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:34 am Post subject:

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your dick down a kid's throat.
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heXed · Visitor Joined: 15 Mar 2009 Posts: 22 Local time: 5:14 PM

Philosophos · Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:40 pm Post subject:

heXed is now my new favorite poster.
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baddogma · Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:42 pm Post subject:

HAH, awesome!
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Annabea · Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:43 pm Post subject:

ACK! I'm scared now! lol, u guys are so good at this....save meh!
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heXed · Visitor Joined: 15 Mar 2009 Posts: 22 Local time: 5:14 PM

Sadly, I have a lot more, too. I have found an off since of humor in dead baby jokes and pedo jokes just fell in quickly after that. I have copied many of the ones I've come across, so here are a few more...

Shit. My little daughter has just found my porn collection on my computer.

Thank goodness she thinks it's just pictures of her in the bath.

My sex life has been amazing since I discovered swinging!

I don't join in, I just watch and masturbate over the flashes of knickers.

Until the parents throw me off the playground.

What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?

You just don't fit in.

A man takes his nine year old daughter to the doctor. After several hours in the waiting room, (NHS...) they're called in.
"Hello," the doctor says. "How can I help you?"
The man nods, "It's my daughter, I was wondering if you could put her on birth control."
"Birth control?" the doctor is incredulous. "She's too young to be sexually active!"
"Sexually active?" the father says, "She just lies there like her mother!"

Partyman

Well, here's to sick jokes, twisted humor, and people who laugh at what is funny rather than quickly jumping hiding behind "conventional moral codes" and pretending not to be amused!

Steven

ThePope · Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:34 am Post subject:

baddogma · Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:15 pm Post subject:

You might be a pedophile if you ever took your date for a make over to evade an amber alert.
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Shiranu · Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:31 pm Post subject:

If you picked up your girl at the last local Jonas Brothers show, you might be a pedophile.

(Jonas Brothers ARE only little kids, right? No self-respecting 14 year old + would honestly listen to that shit... right?)
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heXed · Visitor Joined: 15 Mar 2009 Posts: 22 Local time: 5:14 PM

Here are a few more...

My girlfriend said I've got the biggest cock she'd ever seen,

That's one of the benefits of going out with a 10 year old.

What do you do if you come across a lost little girl at the bus stop?
Pull your pants up and run like fuck!

Why is a pedophile like a tortoise?

Because he gets there before the hare.

You know, you can't wrap your children up in cotton wool forever
... Eventually you have to start using duct tape.

I was walking along a high cliff one day and saw a little girl, all alone and she was crying. I asked her,

"Dear, what are you doing up here all alone?" She replied, with tears in her eyes,

"My mum's down there at the bottom. She fell!"

"That's terrible!" I said. "And your dad?"

"He's down there right next to her. He tried to save her and he fell too!"

"That's awful!" I said. We shared a quiet moment there, together, looking out at the sky over that grand cliff. And then, when she asked me why I was unbuckling my belt, I told her, "Darling, today just isn't your day."

chookrooter · Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:01 pm Post subject:

---If you go to Toys R Us to buy your girlfriend a teddy.

baddogma · Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:12 pm Post subject:

You might be a pedophile if your most successful pick up line is
"Can you help me find my puppy?"
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Just as a magician is the least likely to believe in magic, those that are least likely to believe in the supernatural, are those that most understand the natural.

A prayer for men:
I'm a man......I can change....if I have to.....I guess....-Red Green

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