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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:29 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Yup....

....I could definitely never see this thread ever becoming evidence in a federal investigation.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:34 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

What do you call an underage child who doesn't laugh at pedophile jokes?

/elbows Zoc... Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:36 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Zocrates wrote:
Yup....

....I could definitely never see this thread ever becoming evidence in a federal investigation.


yes with homeland security spying on us all, and peoples paranoia aka "to catch a pedophile" shows

folks may not take these as jokes and you guys could wind up being jailed. its simply a bad idea.

just as it would be to threaten bush even as a joke (a girl did this on myspace and got a visit from the secret service.)

I know you guys are just making jokes akin to dead baby jokes (shock value) but you're playing with fire, and it could land you in serious legal trouble.

remember. big brother is watching you.

I didn't want to touch this thread with a ten foot pole, then realized as an admin of this forum, the FBI could come after ME for allowing it. so I have to speak up and make sure when the FBI reads this thread, they will know I am against this.
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wow. America IS dead. thanks for helping push dirt into the grave, guys.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:40 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Moloth wrote:
wow. America IS dead. thanks for helping push dirt into the grave, guys.
hey don't think I condone the governments spying and possibly arresting you over a joke, I'm just saying this as a warning.

I don't want you (or me) to wind up in jail.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:41 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

You scored back stage at the Hannah Montana concert.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:49 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

hillbillyatheist wrote:
Zocrates wrote:
Yup....

....I could definitely never see this thread ever becoming evidence in a federal investigation.


yes with homeland security spying on us all, and peoples paranoia aka "to catch a pedophile" shows

folks may not take these as jokes and you guys could wind up being jailed. its simply a bad idea.

just as it would be to threaten bush even as a joke (a girl did this on myspace and got a visit from the secret service.)

I know you guys are just making jokes akin to dead baby jokes (shock value) but you're playing with fire, and it could land you in serious legal trouble.

remember. big brother is watching you.

I didn't want to touch this thread with a ten foot pole, then realized as an admin of this forum, the FBI could come after ME for allowing it. so I have to speak up and make sure when the FBI reads this thread, they will know I am against this.


A. Jokes are not against the law in this country...yet.
B. We are not soliciting children nor bragging about or exploits with them.
C. "Here we are". We are out in the open, making bad jokes. We aren't lurking in some kiddy chat room pretending to be 13.
D. In the ocean of life, there are sharks. We're silver fin mackerel...harmless morons wasting time sharing sophomoric humor. There are seriously bad men out there. If the FBI has nothing better to do with their lazy ass than harrass me for a Jeff Coxsworthy impression when real pedophiles are committing atrocities, then they can cash my tax dollars into quarters and shove them up their ass one at a time.
E. Jokes are not against the law in this country...yet.

You're an Admin. You want to shut the thread down, go ahead. It seems cowardly to consider doing so, however. But its your call.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:50 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

you sound like this:



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funny aside...a very well-known professor at my school sounds like old man herbert...the first time i heard him talk at a seminar I had to sequester my chuckles. Hes about as old as well.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:50 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Last I heard it wasn't illegal to tell a joke.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:52 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

i can do a MEAN Herbert impersonation. Laughing
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In the ocean of life, there are sharks. We're silver fin mackerel...harmless morons wasting time sharing sophomoric humor. There are seriously bad men out there. If the FBI has nothing better to do with their lazy ass than harrass me for a Jeff Coxsworthy impression when real pedophiles are committing atrocities, then they can cash my tax dollars into quarters and shove them up their ass one at a time.



LOL
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:55 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

flat-earth, I hope you're right.

I am too wimpy for prison.

I know I'd be a prison bitch.

that ain't my bag.

so I ain't taking chances. I must at least speak out against it. that way my ass is covered.

if y'all wanna play with fire, than thats your choice.

well unless the FBI contacts me telling me to delete this thread or lock it, in which case I will do it. I may be for freedom of speech but I am also for not having a dick shoved up my ass by my new cell mate.

there are somethings I would be willing to make a stand for even to prison, but bad jokes just ain't worth it to me.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:00 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

(noticing flat-earths edit: no for the time being I will not block lock or delete this thread.

carry on.

if I do at some point decide its best to lock it, and you feel me a coward, thats okay.

I can be very brave and take a stand against injustice but I hardly find a life time in prison worth telling bad jokes on a forum.

if you're willing to go to prison for that, thats your call.
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HBA, may your wisdom shine all over...
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