You might be a pedophile IF jokes…see who can post the funni

aitm · Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:59 pm Post subject:

Most pedophiles don't joke about this topic, they even get angry when other people tell these jokes. Overcompensating I guess, sides you never hear a priest tell a pedo joke.
And yes I know a few, work with two, have a neighbor that is another. One thing I have never heard is a pedo joke, so keep em coming, proof yer normal.

Guy comes home to see his girlfriend packing her clothes.
"where you going"? he asks
She says, "I am leaving, I heard you were a pedophile".
"Pedophile?" he asks. " Pedophile? Thats an awful big word for a ten year old"!
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Jason_Harvestdancer · Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:48 pm Post subject:

You might be a pedophile IF...

You don't understand why people call the lines in this thread "jokes" or why they respond with "eww" to them.
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baddogma · Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:52 pm Post subject:

baddogma · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:33 pm Post subject:

...If you buy girl scout cookies just to check out the hawties!
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aitm · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:39 pm Post subject:

if....you join the preisthood.

if.....you keep chipping your teeth while sniffing the pony seats on the carosel.
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baddogma · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:43 pm Post subject:

Vyrian · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:12 pm Post subject:

You might be a pedophile if you're also a furry. Very Happy

BLAM! Two terds 1 bone.
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baddogma · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:56 am Post subject:

....if you are redraiderdude187's bible teacher!
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Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
The wise say it out loud.

You haven't seen the likes of a Veridican before.

Sincerely,

Gordon Jerome

VinceNoir · Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:47 pm Post subject:

What's got 8 legs and makes children cry?

Gang rape.
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elyrosetta · Visitor Joined: 15 Nov 2008 Posts: 1 Local time: 12:17 PM

you might be a pedophile if you've ever said the following to yourself: "Sweet! The new Dakota Fanning movie comes out today!"

caseagainstfaith · Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:01 pm Post subject: Re: i made this up!

Awakened One · Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:04 pm Post subject:

you open a daycare just so you can help children go to the bathroom.

joshuas3521 · Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:30 pm Post subject:

You might be a pedophile if you have an Emma Watson desktop background.
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chookrooter · Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:29 am Post subject:

You might be a pedophile IF

You wear shorts and a woggle and like to take small boys into the woods----

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