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baddogma
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| Eyedunno wrote: | | joshuas3521 wrote: | | ...you can get deep throat from your girlfriend no matter where you penetrate her. |
Ew. Even for a pedophile joke, that's gross. |
I cringed too....WINNER!!!!!
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baddogma
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joshuas3521
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| baddogma wrote: | |
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| Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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You might be a pedophile if...you have a serious foot fetish!
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bassmagic
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| Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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| You know you're a pedophile when... you have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in your girlfriends mouth. |
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Klarky
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OK so here's an old one, in a more traditional format.
Picture a father playing in the bath with his young daughter..
She says "Dad, what's that there between your legs?"
Dad awkwardly replies; "That's err... my penis"
"Oh" says the girl and carries on playing with the bubbles.
a few seconds later the girl looks down between her own legs and askes; "Dad, why haven't I got one of those?"
Dad replies:
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| Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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| FlatEarth1024 wrote: | | Unbeliever wrote: | | You might be a pedophile if...you have a serious foot fetish! |
Took me a minute!!! Wouldn't that be a PedIphile? |
Oh, sorry, I was...confused! 
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FlatEarth1024
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| bassmagic wrote: | | You know you're a pedophile when... you have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in your girlfriends mouth. |
That is disgusting, offensive and totally without any socially redeeming value whatsoever!
It's also the funniest goddamn thing I've heard all day long!!! 
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You know you're pedophile when you jack off to Shota porn on 7chan, you claim that you're not attracted to actual young children despite the fact you jack off to drawings of young children.
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Eyedunno
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| Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Vyrian wrote: | Eeeyooou know urrr a rednack when ur jackin off to Shota yet claim it's cooz of the imagry and nawt the fact urr jackin off to LITTLE BOYS HAVIN SEX
for normal people that aren't Jeff Foxworthy.
You know you're redneck when you jack off to Shota porn on 7chan, you claim that you're not attracted to actual young children despite the fact you jack off to drawings of young children.
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I didn't really get any of that, aside from figuring out that 7chan is a knockoff of 2channel.
But how does that stuff make you a redneck? |
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Vyrian
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| Eyedunno wrote: |
I didn't really get any of that, aside from figuring out that 7chan is a knockoff of 2channel.
But how does that stuff make you a redneck? |
Because Incest and Pedophilia is a Redneck passtime. So they are synonymous with each other. I understand Rednecks don't have computers, but the southerners that do and jerk off to some Shota, the post applies to them.
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Eyedunno
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| Vyrian wrote: | | Eyedunno wrote: |
I didn't really get any of that, aside from figuring out that 7chan is a knockoff of 2channel.
But how does that stuff make you a redneck? |
Because Incest and Pedophilia is a Redneck passtime. So they are synonymous with each other. I understand Rednecks don't have computers, but the southerners that do and jerk off to some Shota, the post applies to them. |
Um, okaycall the police! |
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Vyrian
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| Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:08 am Post subject: |
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| Eyedunno wrote: | | Vyrian wrote: | | Eyedunno wrote: |
I didn't really get any of that, aside from figuring out that 7chan is a knockoff of 2channel.
But how does that stuff make you a redneck? |
Because Incest and Pedophilia is a Redneck passtime. So they are synonymous with each other. I understand Rednecks don't have computers, but the southerners that do and jerk off to some Shota, the post applies to them. |
Um, okaycall the police! |
Also note it was a typo :p
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josephpalazzo
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| Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:37 am Post subject: |
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| bassmagic wrote: | | You know you're a pedophile when... you have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in your girlfriends mouth. |
Wilbur and Orville must be turning in their graves.. |
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