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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:45 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Eyedunno wrote:
joshuas3521 wrote:
...you can get deep throat from your girlfriend no matter where you penetrate her.

Ew. Even for a pedophile joke, that's gross.



I cringed too....WINNER!!!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:17 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:28 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

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LOL I'm at a loss as to whether or not this is NSFW Question
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:33 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

You might be a pedophile if...you have a serious foot fetish!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:34 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

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You might be a pedophile if...you have a serious foot fetish!


Took me a minute!!! Wouldn't that be a PedIphile?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:40 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

You know you're a pedophile when... you have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in your girlfriends mouth.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:44 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

OK so here's an old one, in a more traditional format.

Picture a father playing in the bath with his young daughter..

She says "Dad, what's that there between your legs?"

Dad awkwardly replies; "That's err... my penis"

"Oh" says the girl and carries on playing with the bubbles.

a few seconds later the girl looks down between her own legs and askes; "Dad, why haven't I got one of those?"

Dad replies:
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"You will have in half an hour when your mother goes out"


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see... you get 2 for one there. Paedophilia and incest! Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:55 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

FlatEarth1024 wrote:
Unbeliever wrote:
You might be a pedophile if...you have a serious foot fetish!


Took me a minute!!! Wouldn't that be a PedIphile?


Oh, sorry, I was...confused! Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:52 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

bassmagic wrote:
You know you're a pedophile when... you have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in your girlfriends mouth.


That is disgusting, offensive and totally without any socially redeeming value whatsoever!

It's also the funniest goddamn thing I've heard all day long!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:30 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

You know you're pedophile when you jack off to Shota porn on 7chan, you claim that you're not attracted to actual young children despite the fact you jack off to drawings of young children.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:38 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

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Eeeyooou know urrr a rednack when ur jackin off to Shota yet claim it's cooz of the imagry and nawt the fact urr jackin off to LITTLE BOYS HAVIN SEX

for normal people that aren't Jeff Foxworthy.

You know you're redneck when you jack off to Shota porn on 7chan, you claim that you're not attracted to actual young children despite the fact you jack off to drawings of young children.

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I didn't really get any of that, aside from figuring out that 7chan is a knockoff of 2channel.

But how does that stuff make you a redneck?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:20 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Eyedunno wrote:

I didn't really get any of that, aside from figuring out that 7chan is a knockoff of 2channel.

But how does that stuff make you a redneck?


Because Incest and Pedophilia is a Redneck passtime. So they are synonymous with each other. I understand Rednecks don't have computers, but the southerners that do and jerk off to some Shota, the post applies to them.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:20 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Vyrian wrote:
Eyedunno wrote:

I didn't really get any of that, aside from figuring out that 7chan is a knockoff of 2channel.

But how does that stuff make you a redneck?


Because Incest and Pedophilia is a Redneck passtime. So they are synonymous with each other. I understand Rednecks don't have computers, but the southerners that do and jerk off to some Shota, the post applies to them.

Um, okaycall the police!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:08 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Eyedunno wrote:
Vyrian wrote:
Eyedunno wrote:

I didn't really get any of that, aside from figuring out that 7chan is a knockoff of 2channel.

But how does that stuff make you a redneck?


Because Incest and Pedophilia is a Redneck passtime. So they are synonymous with each other. I understand Rednecks don't have computers, but the southerners that do and jerk off to some Shota, the post applies to them.

Um, okaycall the police!


Also note it was a typo :p
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:37 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

bassmagic wrote:
You know you're a pedophile when... you have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in your girlfriends mouth.


Wilbur and Orville must be turning in their graves..
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