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You Know You're Old When
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 3:13 pm    Post subject: You Know You're Old When Reply with quote

Slideshow

You young whippersnappers need not read this. It'll just confuse you!

Yeah I remember "side 2"
(I even have that album in LP. In a "picture disc")
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 4:51 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

I like the one about jotting down song lyrics on your mobile phone to Google them later. I thought I was the only one who did that. Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 5:36 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Abraxus wrote:
I like the one about jotting down song lyrics on your mobile phone to Google them later. I thought I was the only one who did that. Smile


Man, I don't even know how to jot things down on a mobile phone (I don't even have a mobile phone). Am I too old for my age? I try to remember song lyrics to google them later. Most of the time I've forgotten them when I reach my computer......

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:32 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Certainly felt old a few weeks ago when I was listening to Queen and discovered a girl I like has never heard of them. Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:21 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

SvZurich wrote:
Certainly felt old a few weeks ago when I was listening to Queen and discovered a girl I like has never heard of them. Shocked


Weird... I know 13 year olds who have heard of them.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:57 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

SvZurich wrote:
Certainly felt old a few weeks ago when I was listening to Queen and discovered a girl I like has never heard of them. Shocked


That reminds me of when Jerry Garcia died. I was over my ex-inlaws and someone said "I can't believe Jerry Garcia died" and my ex-mother inlaw said "Is he someone you went to school with?"!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:04 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

FlatEarth1024 wrote:
SvZurich wrote:
Certainly felt old a few weeks ago when I was listening to Queen and discovered a girl I like has never heard of them. Shocked


That reminds me of when Jerry Garcia died. I was over my ex-inlaws and someone said "I can't believe Jerry Garcia died" and my ex-mother inlaw said "Is he someone you went to school with?"!!!


Same thing happened to me when Kurt Cobain passed, except I was the one who didn't have a clue who he was at the time. I was about 10 then and my parent's weren't real big on letting me listen to much hard rock. The hardest CD I owned was Smash by The Offspring...which was eventually confiscated and trashed after my mom heard the lyrics.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:56 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

You know you're too old when a "slide show" meant sometime burning your fingers or bitching at someone for getting the slides out of order in the tray. Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:14 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Tormentor wrote:
SvZurich wrote:
Certainly felt old a few weeks ago when I was listening to Queen and discovered a girl I like has never heard of them. Shocked


Weird... I know 13 year olds who have heard of them.


This is a 23 year old coworker who hadn't heard of them. Sad Sad.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:38 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

I liked the....damn!! Gotta go piss again!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:20 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Noggin wrote:
You know you're too old when a "slide show" meant sometime burning your fingers or bitching at someone for getting the slides out of order in the tray. Smile

-Noggin


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Or reverse mirrored!

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:13 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

You know you're old when a bowel movement is more pleasureable than a boner
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:53 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Isambard wrote:
You know you're old when a bowel movement is more pleasureable than a boner


Or when you start "keeping track" of your BMs.

"OY! I need to eat a bit more fiber!"

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:13 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

...you start dreading birthdays instead of anticipating them.

dammit. >_<
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...that foxy chick whose poster used to be on your wall is a grandmother.
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