Yo Mama Jokes

CET · Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:22 pm Post subject: Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper!
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hillbillyatheist · Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:36 pm Post subject:

yo momma's so skinny she has to jump around in the shower just to get wet.

not_a_theist · Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:46 pm Post subject:

yo momma so dumb somebody said it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl
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redraiderdude187 · Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:50 pm Post subject:

So there are these two black guys... oh wait... wrong place...

Yo mama's so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
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Nimitz · Guest Local time: 6:26 AM

Yo mama is so fat..
She sat on a quarter and a booger shot out Washingtons nose!

Philosophos · Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:03 pm Post subject:

Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass, she gotta make two trips.
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Moloth · Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:17 pm Post subject:

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped... she got STUCK.

Yo mama so fat, she has to put on her belt with a boomerang.

Yo mama so fat, she has a higher risk of heart disease and diabetes... which is a real shame, because she actually a very nice woman and i hate to see someone eat themselves to poor health because of deeper psychological issues that should be talked about with a trained professional.
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hillbillyatheist · Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:25 pm Post subject:

Moloth · Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:27 pm Post subject:

Yo mama smells like HBA!

aw, shit. *runs*
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da_monumental_1 · Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:38 pm Post subject:

You're moms is so old, she knew Central park when it was a plant.

You're moms hair is so nappy, she has to take painkillers to comb her hair.

You're granddad is so cool, he wears his toupée to the side.

You're grandma is so dumb, she wears a wig with a chinstrap.
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Moloth · Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:39 pm Post subject:

yo mama's so white, she didn't get ANY of da_monumental_1's jokes.

(Ha! toupee to the side! Laughing

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da_monumental_1 · Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:51 pm Post subject:

Moloth, you have to be one of the craziest guys I've ever met. You remind me so much of my childhood neighbor, Kelly. If we ever meet, imported beer is on me.
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Philosophos · Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:56 pm Post subject:

hillbillyatheist · Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:02 pm Post subject:

Eyedunno · Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:34 pm Post subject:

Yo momma so hairy, she wear velcro flip-flops?

I made that up just now, so go easy on me. :/
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