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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:50 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Well, the man had more than a decade of experience making fun of Peggy's mom.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Subject: UCLA Study - Very interesting and short


A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed
that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ
depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with
rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or
menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape
over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

baddogma wrote:
Subject: UCLA Study - Very interesting and short


A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed
that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ
depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with
rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or
menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape
over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:09 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

I sent your joke to my wife, baddogma Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:50 am    Post subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

baddogma wrote:
Subject: UCLA Study - Very interesting and short


A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed
that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ
depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with
rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or
menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape
over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:21 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Momma so ugly, she got one big tittie and one small tittie, we call the bitch Biggie Smalls.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:29 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Zocrates wrote:
Momma so ugly, she got one big tittie and one small tittie, we call the bitch Biggie Smalls.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:52 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

I find it very degrading to refer to people's mothers as bitches and ho's.

What do you call a bitch who doesn't laugh at bitch jokes? Yo mama.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:29 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

FlatEarth1024 wrote:
I find it very degrading to refer to people's mothers as bitches and ho's.

What do you call a bitch who doesn't laugh at bitch jokes? Yo mama.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:41 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

yo momma`s so fat if she stepped on your dogs tail they start calling it a bever
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