Yo Mama Jokes

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Yo mama is so nasty she uses Raid instead of FDS.

CET · Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:38 pm Post subject:

Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
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CET · Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:40 pm Post subject:

Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said "what color?"
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"Much of the suffering in the world comes from the delusion that we are separate from one another." - Gautama Buddha

"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

CET · Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:40 pm Post subject:

Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
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"Much of the suffering in the world comes from the delusion that we are separate from one another." - Gautama Buddha

"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

CET · Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:41 pm Post subject:

Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
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"Much of the suffering in the world comes from the delusion that we are separate from one another." - Gautama Buddha

"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

Mr_C · Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:22 pm Post subject:

*bows*
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CET · Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:50 pm Post subject:

Yo Mamma so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
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The Spiritual Atheist

"Much of the suffering in the world comes from the delusion that we are separate from one another." - Gautama Buddha

"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

CET · Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:50 pm Post subject:

Yo Mamma so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
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The Spiritual Atheist

"Much of the suffering in the world comes from the delusion that we are separate from one another." - Gautama Buddha

"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

CET · Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:51 pm Post subject:

Yo Mamma so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
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The Spiritual Atheist

"Much of the suffering in the world comes from the delusion that we are separate from one another." - Gautama Buddha

"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin

Zocrates · Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:32 pm Post subject:

Yo momma so ugly, her nickname is DAMN!
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Moloth · Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:34 pm Post subject:

Zocrates · Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:46 pm Post subject:

Link

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"We only fear things in proportion to our ignorance of them" - Titus Livius

"Ain't nothin to it but to do it!" -Martin Payne

Sal1981 · Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:05 pm Post subject:

I love yo mama jokes and Ed O'Neil.
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Zocrates · Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:20 pm Post subject:

Yo momma so short, when the bitch sits on a curb, her feet swing.
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"We only fear things in proportion to our ignorance of them" - Titus Livius

"Ain't nothin to it but to do it!" -Martin Payne

CET · Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:24 pm Post subject:

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