Yo Mama Jokes

Sal1981 · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:41 am Post subject:

Yo mama so fat, were she any fatter she'd gravitationally collapse.
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Moloth · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:49 am Post subject:

baddogma · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:19 am Post subject:

Your momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs!

She's so fat smaller fat women orbit her!
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Moloth · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:22 am Post subject:

Yo mama's so old, that when god said "let there be light", she's the one who flipped on the switch.
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CET · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:25 am Post subject:

Yo Mama So Ugly, she put the Boogie man outta business.
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da_monumental_1 · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:13 am Post subject:

Yo mama so old, she poots dust.
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CET · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:18 am Post subject:

Jason_Harvestdancer · Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:38 am Post subject:

Yo momma's so dry her crabs carry canteens.

Yo momma's so ugly, she does birth control by turning on the lights

Yo momma's so fat, she don't go to a doctor, she goes to a groundskeeper
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Moloth · Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:40 am Post subject:

Jason_Harvestdancer · Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:42 am Post subject:

Yo momma's so stupid she throws out the cocaine and snorts the coffee
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hillbillyatheist · Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:58 pm Post subject:

thinking of all the oppressed women in the past and even now, should we really tell yo momma jokes? won't that promote sexism?

yo momma doesn't laugh at yo momma jokes because she's a human being. Wink

Moloth · Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:00 pm Post subject:

What do you call a mother that doesn't laugh at yo momma jokes. A human being.
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Mr_C · Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:07 pm Post subject:

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

And finally...
Your mom goes to college.
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baddogma · Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:06 pm Post subject:

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