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HostJacka
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 Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:30 pm Post subject: Why is God exempt from the Kyoto agreement? |
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| If hell exists, then doesn't its aeons of burning bodies etc. make it a bigger polluter than, say, China or the US? And if its existence is a given, then surely hell is a realistic candidate for pollution monitoring, and should officially be put forward? |
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Shiranu
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I apricate the humor, but...
...hell is liek, in totalll difrnt diminzionz and wut not, so liek teh carbonz r lie in cybrxpace.
...or some shit...
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Raggle Fraggle
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| Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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The fumes go up to heaven and lower the real estate values.
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ApostateLois
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All those burning souls could provide us with a new fuel source, if only we could figure out how to utilize it.
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HostJacka
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| Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:20 pm Post subject: God and fumes |
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| Didn't mean to sound shit. Haven't had internet access due to catastrophic personal circumstances (crap, ill and unemployed), so I'm having a Transient Information Attack. Flyin' blind! I'm not posting without thinking - I'm just new and sort of over-eager. |
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Dawkadoodle
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| Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:57 pm Post subject: Re: Why is God exempt from the Kyoto agreement? |
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| HostJacka wrote: | | If hell exists, then doesn't its aeons of burning bodies etc. make it a bigger polluter than, say, China or the US? And if its existence is a given, then surely hell is a realistic candidate for pollution monitoring, and should officially be put forward? |
This is horrible discussion material. |
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Raggle Fraggle
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| Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:01 am Post subject: Re: Why is God exempt from the Kyoto agreement? |
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| Dawkadoodle wrote: | | HostJacka wrote: | | If hell exists, then doesn't its aeons of burning bodies etc. make it a bigger polluter than, say, China or the US? And if its existence is a given, then surely hell is a realistic candidate for pollution monitoring, and should officially be put forward? |
This is horrible discussion material. |
Your mom's horrible discussion material.
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Shiranu
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| Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:25 am Post subject: Re: Why is God exempt from the Kyoto agreement? |
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| Raggle Fraggle wrote: | | Dawkadoodle wrote: | | HostJacka wrote: | | If hell exists, then doesn't its aeons of burning bodies etc. make it a bigger polluter than, say, China or the US? And if its existence is a given, then surely hell is a realistic candidate for pollution monitoring, and should officially be put forward? |
This is horrible discussion material. |
Your mom's horrible discussion material. |
Indeed... I still get shivers when I picture... it....
*cries like a little girl*
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"Hold me now I need to feel complete...Like I matter to the one I need...I'm so afraid of the gift you give me...I don't belong here and I'm not well. I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living, i'm right on the wrong side of it all...and I so ashamed of this...yes I am so ashamed of me" Seether - The Gift |
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chookrooter
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If you haven't seen it, I recommend Aussie movie starring Billy Connolly, "The Man Who Sued God"
Wonderful idea; he simply sued those claiming to represent God on earth, for destroying his boat in an
"act of god".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Sued_God |
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Jutter
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| Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:23 am Post subject: |
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| [modhat on] of course General discussions is a convenient place to put everything in, but I'm moving this one to the humor section.[/modhat off] |
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RyanDzundza
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| Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:48 am Post subject: Re: Why is God exempt from the Kyoto agreement? |
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| Raggle Fraggle wrote: | | Dawkadoodle wrote: | | HostJacka wrote: | | If hell exists, then doesn't its aeons of burning bodies etc. make it a bigger polluter than, say, China or the US? And if its existence is a given, then surely hell is a realistic candidate for pollution monitoring, and should officially be put forward? |
This is horrible discussion material. |
Your mom's horrible discussion material. |
he doesnt have a mother, he is just a troll bot 
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RyanDzundza
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| chookrooter wrote: | If you haven't seen it, I recommend Aussie movie starring Billy Connolly, "The Man Who Sued God"
Wonderful idea; he simply sued those claiming to represent God on earth, for destroying his boat in an
"act of god".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Sued_God |
that was a fooking great film
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josephpalazzo
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| Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:56 am Post subject: Re: Why is God exempt from the Kyoto agreement? |
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| HostJacka wrote: | | If hell exists, then doesn't its aeons of burning bodies etc. make it a bigger polluter than, say, China or the US? And if its existence is a given, then surely hell is a realistic candidate for pollution monitoring, and should officially be put forward? |
It boils down to the premise of your claim: If hell exists. Thank god that it doesn't... |
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