whisky river take my mind.

hillbillyatheist · Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:13 pm Post subject: whisky river take my mind.

This is a hoot, but I expect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a
Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I
Had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced

With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,

Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

See you at the river.

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transientangent · Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:34 pm Post subject:

Too funny. Both the story and the picture Nimitz posted.
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CET · Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:32 am Post subject:

Jutter · Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:20 am Post subject:

Talking about pouring beer. In the entertainment section I posted an online game that challenges you to draft a perfect pilsner. Tricky, but fun. Give it a try. Smile

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CET · Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:53 pm Post subject:

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CET · Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:08 pm Post subject:

Nice!
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cragganmore

THE SIX CLASSIC MALTS OF SCOTLAND.

CRAGGANMORE - Have half a bottle in the freezer
OBAN - very nice
DALWHINNIE - love it
TALISKER - great with a nice stogie
LAGAVULIN - haven't tried
GLENKINCHIE - haven't tried

CET · Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:17 pm Post subject:

Why do you keep Cragganmore in the freezer? Confused

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So it doesn't melt the ice in the glass. Wink

True scotch drinkers serve it at room temp with a little water. I like mine a bit cooler.

CET · Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:36 am Post subject:

I don't take mine neat. I take mine in a rocks glass w/5 ice cubes and some soda water.
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Nimitz · Guest Local time: 3:15 PM

As the ice melts and the whisky warms the flavors become stronger.
I would like to try all the Single Malt Scotch Whiskys.
But I don't think my wallet or liver could take it. Maybe I'll win the lottery then I can drink my way across the highlands.
Just me and my Shetland Sheepdog, Jake.

I'm a highlander by god!

CET · Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:23 am Post subject:

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