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What would jesus see
Heres a site about all the "jesus" sightings.
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tonyman1989
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Heres a picture on the same site and it is being sold for $10,000!!!!!!!!!
| Code: | | Jesus has shown up at Hardy's Hardware in Manchester, CT. Thomas Haley was unloading a truck several weeks ago when he came across a piece of sheet metal with an oily stain on it that he says is the image of Jesus Christ. He and a co-worker bought it and put it on eBay. "I feel kind of bad just pawning off Christ," Haley said, though it's likely he'll feel much better if someone clicks the "Buy It Now" button and forks over $10,000 for it. |
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"We admit that we are like apes, but we seldom realise that we are apes." Richard Dawkins
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tonyman1989
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Ebay jesus
I think it sold for $1,575
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"We admit that we are like apes, but we seldom realise that we are apes." Richard Dawkins
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tonyman1989
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Jesus appears on clay
heres a new one that was posted on july 25 were "jesus" appears on a pices of clay.
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God used to part seas, raise the dead, and make animals talk. Now he's reduced to making images of Mary and Jesus appear on pancakes and pee-stained walls.
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| He does??? Fuck, maybe I should convert... |
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ApostateLois
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You should pee on some walls and see if you can make an image of Mary. Photograph it, sell it on eBay for a thousand bucks...you could make a good living at that.
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josephpalazzo
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| ApostateLois wrote: | | You should pee on some walls and see if you can make an image of Mary. Photograph it, sell it on eBay for a thousand bucks...you could make a good living at that. |
Does she have to be virgin??? |
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I have some cool doors in my house that look like Batman's image - and one looks EXACTLY like Noah if you drink enough.
Maybe I should ebay those suckers...
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| monty wrote: | I have some cool doors in my house that look like Batman's image - and one looks EXACTLY like Noah if you drink enough.
Maybe I should ebay those suckers... |
because Batman and Noah are body-doubles, really...
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ApostateLois
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| josephpalazzo wrote: | | ApostateLois wrote: | | You should pee on some walls and see if you can make an image of Mary. Photograph it, sell it on eBay for a thousand bucks...you could make a good living at that. |
Does she have to be virgin??? |
Well, the Slut Mary doesn't sell as well as the Virgin Mary.
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| ApostateLois wrote: | | josephpalazzo wrote: | | ApostateLois wrote: | | You should pee on some walls and see if you can make an image of Mary. Photograph it, sell it on eBay for a thousand bucks...you could make a good living at that. |
Does she have to be virgin??? |
Well, the Slut Mary doesn't sell as well as the Virgin Mary. |
Unless it's in the fetish porn section of eBay... then you might be in business.
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ApostateLois
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Is that the section where they sell things like Jesus and Judas Bondage Accessories? I've never seen them, of course, I've only heard the rumors.
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| ApostateLois wrote: | | Is that the section where they sell things like Jesus and Judas Bondage Accessories? I've never seen them, of course, I've only heard the rumors. |
You don't have to look hard for Jesus bondage accessories. They ARE EVERYWHERE.
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| ApostateLois wrote: | | josephpalazzo wrote: | | ApostateLois wrote: | | You should pee on some walls and see if you can make an image of Mary. Photograph it, sell it on eBay for a thousand bucks...you could make a good living at that. |
Does she have to be virgin??? |
Well, the Slut Mary doesn't sell as well as the Virgin Mary. |
Never underestimate the power of porn!!! |
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