Three priests bathing nude(protestant, catholic and a rabbi)

laffer · Visitor Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Posts: 12 Local time: 10:55 AM

Three priests were going to have a meeting somewhere but the day was really hot and there was a lake nearby -
a protestant, catholic and a rabbi.
They didnt' have any swimming suits though so they went in naked.. suddenly they heard some sounds and jumped out of the water to hide.
The catholic and the protestant were covering their groin areas with their hands while the rabbi was covering his face.
After they'd found a hiding spot, they asked the rabbi - "why did you hold your hands in front of your face?" to which he replied :
"I don't know know about you guys but it's my face my congregation would recognize".

And another old one I've told many times before -

Know why Jesus wasn't born in the US?

- They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin :p

rock · Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:14 am Post subject:

Lol that second one is great.
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Gerard · Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:25 am Post subject: religious joke about nudity

Another religious joke about nudity:

Quote:

I Stand at the Door

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door.

Hidden:

The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10".

Hidden:

Gerard
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Sal1981 · Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:39 am Post subject:

Darnedest thing, if you search the Bible vehemently enough, you're bound to find passages that can be made to fit any situation.
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