The Satanic Bible

ApostateLois · Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 7:19 pm Post subject:

I like #9 best. Very Happy

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Wander · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:58 am Post subject:

Oh yes - theistic Satanism that believes in and worships Satan as a god, and LaVeyan Satanism which is largely atheistic and only uses "Satan" to represent things. You only ever hear about Satanists sacrificing animals and killing children, but the codes of LaVeyan Satanism are strongly against both the murder of animals and the harming of children.
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VinceNoir · Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:04 am Post subject:

\m/ Hail Satan \m/
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Moloth · Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:15 am Post subject:

i always thought the regular bible was the "Satanic" version.
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greyghost · Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:15 am Post subject:

I dated a satanist for a short time.....interesting. She seemed more emo then anything though, and almost borderline paganistic for the fact that she would always say "gods" instead of "god" (kinda how I say "Goodness" instead of "god", like "Oh my goodness!"). well, could have been Hinduism.

I never got around to reading the satanic verses though.
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joshuas3521 · Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:40 pm Post subject:

It really does not appear much better than christianity lol. Im pretty sure that most people who claim to be "satanist" are ignorant people who are drawn to the christian idea of satan. It is entirely about publicity and attention, that's the reason that the name "satan" is used. I think that LaVey could have gotten his point across much better with just the ideals and none of the satan bullshit.
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Cracked_Vase · Visitor Joined: 31 Dec 2007 Posts: 22 Local time: 1:28 PM

I have been to some satanic rituals in the past out of curiousity (Levay versions).

Satanism is divided into two types: The followers of Levay, who are relly atheists mocking christianity and have no more belief in satan than they do in god ... and devil worshipers, people who believe in god and simply choose the other side.

Christians have a complex, for the most part, about anything evil --- fearing it will taint them on contact or open them to possession. So even the word satanism is going to make their minds snap shut. Plus, the mocking part of it can't help.

For the Levay satanists:
During the ritual, there is a dark mass and drinking of blood (which is grape juice or some other thing), which is again mocking the whole sacrament thing.

I have been told by Levay satanists that it is a celebration of our basic human nature, that they celebrate humanity for what it is.
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samantha · Visitor Joined: 12 Jun 2008 Posts: 1 Local time: 1:28 PM

I like the Satnist's 11 rules and 9 sins. Especially the fist sin. Ha. Even thought I am not a Satnist myself.

Chubz · Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:55 am Post subject:

I was reading into Satanism a few months ago. I found it pretty shitty that you have to pay money to be a member of the Church Of Satan. Sure you get a card and stuff, but it was over $100 if I remember correctly.
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GodCalledInSickToday · Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:58 am Post subject:

Quite honestly, it seems like the entire Satanist religion is based upon outcast dorks and geeks in school who were picked on and now want to empower themselves. That is the exact impression that I get from it.

Yes the credos are very commonsensical, but Satanism is an offshoot of atheism. And if you're already and atheist, then anything that shares your same views is gonna make sense to you. Basically I think the entire religion is just a way for freaks to feel better about themselves.

I just have a hard time taking seriously someone who looks like this (taken from the Church of Satan website). It just seems like these people are quacks and full of New Agey-witchquackery.

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