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munky99999
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 Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:43 pm Post subject: THE OFFICIAL GOD FAQ |
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Question: “Is there a God?”
Answer: “No.”
In the quite unlikely event that you were to discover any omissions or inaccuracies on this page, they may be reported to the international headquarters of The Official God FAQ, in this thread, where they will be thoroughly investigated, submitted to rigorous scientific testing and, if substantiated, included in a subsequent update. Thank you.
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| Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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That's quite an extensive FAQ.
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munky99999
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| Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:53 pm Post subject: |
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| J_Lazarus wrote: | That's quite an extensive FAQ.
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answers every question you could ever possibly want to ask about God.
Is god male or female? neither god doesn't exist.
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| Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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http://www.400monkeys.com/God/
There was at least at one time a Christian site that had a rip-off of that page, identical except saying "yes" and having themselves as the place to send any "unlikely" corrections. I couldn't find that other page at the moment.
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CET
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| Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:34 pm Post subject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GOD FAQ |
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| munky99999 wrote: | Question: “Is there a God?”
Answer: “No.”
In the quite unlikely event that you were to discover any omissions or inaccuracies on this page, they may be reported to the international headquarters of The Official God FAQ, in this thread, where they will be thoroughly investigated, submitted to rigorous scientific testing and, if substantiated, included in a subsequent update. Thank you. |
Define God.
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munky99999
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| Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:36 pm Post subject: Re: THE OFFICIAL GOD FAQ |
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| CET wrote: | | munky99999 wrote: | Question: “Is there a God?”
Answer: “No.”
In the quite unlikely event that you were to discover any omissions or inaccuracies on this page, they may be reported to the international headquarters of The Official God FAQ, in this thread, where they will be thoroughly investigated, submitted to rigorous scientific testing and, if substantiated, included in a subsequent update. Thank you. |
Define God. |
Did'n't you read the subtext?
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Yup, now define "god".
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munky99999
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| CET wrote: | | Yup, now define "god". |
A word which is spelt by combining the letters D-G-O in the order of G-O-D.
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Define, not describe.
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munky99999
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| CET wrote: | | Define, not describe. |
SD stands for Supernatural Definitions. 
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Thank you! Now I agree with your FAQ. It officially carries the "spiritual atheist seal of approval".
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munky99999
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| CET wrote: | | Thank you! Now I agree with your FAQ. It officially carries the "spiritual atheist seal of approval". |
HEH.
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