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joshuas3521 Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Azrael wrote: | | Missionary wrote: | | Azrael wrote: | | Missionary wrote: | | Raggle Fraggle wrote: | | Missionary wrote: | | Raggle Fraggle wrote: | | Missionary wrote: | | God's wall of evidence is before you. You deny it. The lies that man is a chimp have no proof. I don't buy it. |
What evidence? The Bible? |
Life. Universe. You. |
Not really. There are natural explanations for all that without making up an all-powerful force. It isn't really proof unless it completely debunks all other explanations. |
Explaining Him away is the easy part. That was easy, wasn't it? |
Well yeah, considering he doesn't exist. |
That is the illusion, no? |
You're still in serious danger of being doomed to an afterlife of spilling tea. As per your illusion remark; yes, your god is an illusion. He's set up by magicians called priests and sold to the ignorant as a cure-all like snake oil. |
Blasphemer!!! Hell has stale beer volcanoes and ugly stripper factories. Everybody knows that...  _________________ "What I'm saying is, if God wanted to send us a message, and ancient writings were the only way he could think of doing it, he could have done a better job." --Carl Sagan
"In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." --Douglas Adams
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Raggle Fraggle Smells Chiiiicken

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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Missionary wrote: | | God's wall of evidence is before you. You deny it. The lies that man is a chimp have no proof. I don't buy it. |
He's some evidence for what you call the "chimp lie". I thought this was pretty compelling. Lizards evolved in 30 years.
http://www.infoaddict.com/post/title/more-proof-that-evolution-is-not-a-theory/index.html _________________ Could you repeat that? I think I had something crazy in my ear. |
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:13 pm Post subject: |
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You're still in serious danger of being doomed to an afterlife of spilling tea. As per your illusion remark; yes, your god is an illusion. He's set up by magicians called priests and sold to the ignorant as a cure-all like snake oil. |
Yet you believe the Alchemists and their monkey myth? |
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Azrael Celestial Teapotist

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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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| joshuas3521 wrote: | | Azrael wrote: | | Missionary wrote: | | Azrael wrote: | | Missionary wrote: | | Raggle Fraggle wrote: | | Missionary wrote: | | Raggle Fraggle wrote: | | Missionary wrote: | | God's wall of evidence is before you. You deny it. The lies that man is a chimp have no proof. I don't buy it. |
What evidence? The Bible? |
Life. Universe. You. |
Not really. There are natural explanations for all that without making up an all-powerful force. It isn't really proof unless it completely debunks all other explanations. |
Explaining Him away is the easy part. That was easy, wasn't it? |
Well yeah, considering he doesn't exist. |
That is the illusion, no? |
You're still in serious danger of being doomed to an afterlife of spilling tea. As per your illusion remark; yes, your god is an illusion. He's set up by magicians called priests and sold to the ignorant as a cure-all like snake oil. |
Blasphemer!!! Hell has stale beer volcanoes and ugly stripper factories. Everybody knows that...  |
Which is much better than spilling your tea! Imagine trying to sip your wonderful cup of tea, perhaps it's green tea, or sweet tea, on all accounts, right before it touches your lips you spill it! And the same with the next cup, and the next; no matter how nice your cup of tea is, how hot or cold, you spill it. _________________ I'm not insane, at least that's what the voices in my head tell me. |
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Raggle Fraggle Smells Chiiiicken

Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 1028 Local time: 4:41 AM Location: Virginia

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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Missionary wrote: | | Azrael wrote: |
You're still in serious danger of being doomed to an afterlife of spilling tea. As per your illusion remark; yes, your god is an illusion. He's set up by magicians called priests and sold to the ignorant as a cure-all like snake oil. |
Yet you believe the Alchemists and their monkey myth? |
It isn't a myth. Unlike what you believe, we have some real evidence. _________________ Could you repeat that? I think I had something crazy in my ear. |
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Juno22 wrote: | | Quote: | | Explaining Him away is the easy part. That was easy, wasn't it? |
Yes, it's as easy as explaining away Zeus and Santa Claus. |
Myths are myths because we know they are myths. If you were Lucifer what would you do? WWLD? |
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Raggle Fraggle Smells Chiiiicken

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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Missionary wrote: | | Juno22 wrote: | | Quote: | | Explaining Him away is the easy part. That was easy, wasn't it? |
Yes, it's as easy as explaining away Zeus and Santa Claus. |
Myths are myths because we know they are myths. If you were Lucifer what would you do? WWLD? |
You don't see the pattern of it all? How people have believed myths like you over and over? You assume Lucifer is real. _________________ Could you repeat that? I think I had something crazy in my ear.
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:18 pm Post subject: |
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Man, they might become chickens any day! |
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Raggle Fraggle Smells Chiiiicken

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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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It's only been 30 years, dingus. Evolution's slow. Ancient reptiles didn't just give birth to birds. _________________ Could you repeat that? I think I had something crazy in my ear. |
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Azrael Celestial Teapotist

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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Missionary wrote: | | Azrael wrote: |
You're still in serious danger of being doomed to an afterlife of spilling tea. As per your illusion remark; yes, your god is an illusion. He's set up by magicians called priests and sold to the ignorant as a cure-all like snake oil. |
Yet you believe the Alchemists and their monkey myth? |
Sure. They have evidence, you simply revert to that "the universe is evidence" shit, that doesn't fly. _________________ I'm not insane, at least that's what the voices in my head tell me.
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Azrael Celestial Teapotist

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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Missionary wrote: | | Juno22 wrote: | | Quote: | | Explaining Him away is the easy part. That was easy, wasn't it? |
Yes, it's as easy as explaining away Zeus and Santa Claus. |
Myths are myths because we know they are myths. If you were Lucifer what would you do? WWLD? |
I need a bracelet with this. _________________ I'm not insane, at least that's what the voices in my head tell me. |
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Raggle Fraggle wrote: | | Missionary wrote: | | Juno22 wrote: | | Quote: | | Explaining Him away is the easy part. That was easy, wasn't it? |
Yes, it's as easy as explaining away Zeus and Santa Claus. |
Myths are myths because we know they are myths. If you were Lucifer what would you do? WWLD? |
You don't see the pattern of it all? How people have believed myths like you over and over? You assume Lucifer is real. |
I could easily be talked out of that which I was easily talked into. However, I know God...I'll never walk away. How could I even want to? It's impossible. |
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SpecterOpacus Divine Intervention saves raids.

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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Raggle Fraggle wrote: | | It's only been 30 years, dingus. Evolution's slow. Ancient reptiles didn't just give birth to birds. |
Well, they could shrink and become really little chickens. Ask T-Rex. |
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Raggle Fraggle Smells Chiiiicken

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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Missionary wrote: | | Raggle Fraggle wrote: | | Missionary wrote: | | Juno22 wrote: | | Quote: | | Explaining Him away is the easy part. That was easy, wasn't it? |
Yes, it's as easy as explaining away Zeus and Santa Claus. |
Myths are myths because we know they are myths. If you were Lucifer what would you do? WWLD? |
You don't see the pattern of it all? How people have believed myths like you over and over? You assume Lucifer is real. |
I could easily be talked out of that which I was easily talked into. However, I know God...I'll never walk away. How could I even want to? It's impossible. |
It's not impossible, not nearly impossible. Tons of atheists are former Christians that realized how crazy it is. _________________ Could you repeat that? I think I had something crazy in my ear. |
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