Rudolph at the Betty Ford clinic, By Brian37

Brian37

I thought of this ditty years ago and thought I'd post it here. To the pollitically correct, if you cant take a joke, grow the fuck up.

The song you hear today was not what Rudoph The Red Nose Reindeer's original song. He had a coke adiction that he battled with untill finally getting sober and decided to clean up his act. Here are the original lyrics before he got sober.

Rudolph The Coke Nosed Reindeer, By Brian37

Rudolph The Coke Nosed Reindeer
Had a very bloody nose
His cartilage disinagrated
From snorting all the blow

All of the other reindeer
Stoll poor Rudolph's stash
Snorted all the blow
And threw the ziplock in the trash

Then one feam'n winter's eve
Rudoph needed a fix
He shouted "Where the hell's my fucking coke"
So they gave him a baking soda mix

Rudolph started to snort it
Not knowing what it was
Then he tried to go out flying
Without his useual buzz

That damned sliegh
Started loosing altitude
Santa exclaimed "What the fuck
That was rather rude"

All of the other reindeer
Were impaled upon a tree
And Rudolph adimatly shouted
"Never fuck with me"
(End)

Fortunatly for society Rudy eventally got clean and stayed clean.
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My favorite song ever is by Diesel called "Sausalito Summernights" a one hit wonder in 1981.

Moloth · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:06 am Post subject:

you're an odd man, Brian.

thats why we love ya!
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Brian37 · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:46 am Post subject:

Odd? I'm odd? Ever watch South Park? Thats just comedy and so is this. Nothing odd about laughing at life.

But, of course it was ment as a complement so THANK YOU. I resemble that remark. Wink

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My favorite song ever is by Diesel called "Sausalito Summernights" a one hit wonder in 1981.

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