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Wickedtruth Forum Master Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 2087 Local time: 3:23 AM
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:02 am Post subject:
Philosophos wrote: Wickedtruth wrote: I've no clue. My liver is like Rocky Balb=oa. Kick it, punch it, it never gives up. Go to sleep weirdo!
Quote: Why are alcoholics so aniti-freedom?
Why are you never visible!...I keep seeing your posts, but you are never logged on. Bitch.
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Philosophos Do it Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 9289 Local time: 4:23 AM Location: Where Scum Are
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:05 am Post subject:
Wickedtruth wrote: Why are you never visible!...I keep seeing your posts, but you are never logged on. Bitch.
I'm afraid it's magic.
You're simply not ready for it. PM hillbillyatheist. He may tell you about it. But he'll most likely deny it.
That fucking bastard. _________________The whores and politicians will shout 'save us'...
...and I'll whisper 'no'.
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Wickedtruth Forum Master Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 2087 Local time: 3:23 AM
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:12 am Post subject:
Philosophos wrote: Wickedtruth wrote: Why are you never visible!...I keep seeing your posts, but you are never logged on. Bitch.
I'm afraid it's magic.
You're simply not ready for it. PM hillbillyatheist. He may tell you about it. But he'll most likely deny it.
That fucking bastard.
I have to sleep (even drunks have to sleep). My parting thoughts to you Philosophos, are this video. (Sheeesh, go to sleeep )
Link
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Philosophos Do it Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 9289 Local time: 4:23 AM Location: Where Scum Are
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:15 am Post subject:
Wickedtruth wrote: I have to sleep
Yes.
Weak drunks have to sleep.
Don't worry.
Your mom's safe in my arms.
I mean, like, seriously. Or at least... legallly. MMMMMMM...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
Her sweet breath's upon me.
Anyway.... 'night. _________________The whores and politicians will shout 'save us'...
...and I'll whisper 'no'.
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Wickedtruth Forum Master Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 2087 Local time: 3:23 AM
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:17 am Post subject:
Philosophos wrote: Wickedtruth wrote: I have to sleep
Yes.
Weak drunks have to sleep.
Don't worry.
Your mom's safe in my arms.
I mean, like, seriously. Or at least... legallly. MMMMMMM...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
Her sweet breath's upon me.
Anyway.... 'night.
Well fuck..if you're gonna give me head..I'll stay awake :X
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Philosophos Do it Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 9289 Local time: 4:23 AM Location: Where Scum Are
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:18 am Post subject:
Wickedtruth wrote: Well fuck..if you're gonna give me head..I'll stay awake :X
That's reallly no way to talk to your father.
I mean...
Your potential father.
It's like... there are so many. Y'know? _________________The whores and politicians will shout 'save us'...
...and I'll whisper 'no'.
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Wickedtruth Forum Master Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 2087 Local time: 3:23 AM
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:23 am Post subject:
Philosophos wrote: Wickedtruth wrote: Well fuck..if you're gonna give me head..I'll stay awake :X
That's reallly no way to talk to your father.
I mean...
Your potential father.
It's like... there are so many. Y'know?
I really do have to go asleep..It is like..4:22 CA time. You freak. I knew you were smart and such, don't you sleep? :X
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Philosophos Do it Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 9289 Local time: 4:23 AM Location: Where Scum Are
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:28 am Post subject:
Wickedtruth wrote: I really do have to go asleep
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
I'm a big baby!
Waaaaaaaaaaaa.
You know what's coming.... _________________The whores and politicians will shout 'save us'...
...and I'll whisper 'no'.
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Wickedtruth Forum Master Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 2087 Local time: 3:23 AM
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:30 am Post subject:
Philosophos wrote: Wickedtruth wrote: I really do have to go asleep
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
I'm a big baby!
Waaaaaaaaaaaa.
You know what's coming....
Me on your face??? :X
Damnit mofo..I'm trying to sleep lol.
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CET The Spiritual Atheist Joined: 02 Apr 2003 Posts: 12844 Local time: 12:23 AM Location: SoCal, USA
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:19 am Post subject:
Philosophos wrote: CET wrote: Because non-Buddhists are inferior, DUH!
Huh.
And sensei taught you that biting sarcasm is zen?
Don't make me kill a cat to prove my point! _________________ Namaste,
CET
The Spiritual Atheist
"Much of the suffering in the world comes from the delusion that we are separate from one another." - Gautama Buddha
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin
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Philosophos Do it Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 9289 Local time: 4:23 AM Location: Where Scum Are
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:40 pm Post subject:
CET wrote: Philosophos wrote: CET wrote: Because non-Buddhists are inferior, DUH!
Huh.
And sensei taught you that biting sarcasm is zen?
Don't make me kill a cat to prove my point!
I double dog dare ya to.
And you know what Shakyamuni said about double dog dares.... _________________The whores and politicians will shout 'save us'...
...and I'll whisper 'no'.
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SvZurich Loki's Little Valkyrie Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 22888 Local time: 12:23 AM Location: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:58 pm Post subject:
Yep, that they are less effective than a TRIPLE dog dare. _________________ Kimberly (HSBUH) aka
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The Atheist Forums have new rules!
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Wickedtruth Forum Master Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 2087 Local time: 3:23 AM
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:59 pm Post subject:
Q: How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb.
A: Four.
one to change it
one not to change it
one to change it and not to change it
and one neither to change it nor not to change it
None, because the light bulb's change must be from within,
The Oak tree in the garden?
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Wickedtruth Forum Master Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 2087 Local time: 3:23 AM
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:07 am Post subject:
Two men meet on the street. One asks the other: "Hi, how are you?"
The other replies: "I'm fine, thanks."
"And how's your son? Is he still unemployed?"
"Yes, he is. But he is meditating now."
"Meditating? What's that?"
"I don't know. But it's better than sitting around and doing nothing!"
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CET The Spiritual Atheist Joined: 02 Apr 2003 Posts: 12844 Local time: 12:23 AM Location: SoCal, USA
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:30 pm Post subject:
Wickedtruth wrote: Q: How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb.
A: Four.
one to change it
one not to change it
one to change it and not to change it
and one neither to change it nor not to change it
None, because the light bulb's change must be from within,
The Oak tree in the garden?
I just sent that one to my Zen Center. _________________ Namaste,
CET
The Spiritual Atheist
"Much of the suffering in the world comes from the delusion that we are separate from one another." - Gautama Buddha
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin
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