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Newman Caribbean Theist

Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Posts: 2009 Local time: 3:49 AM Location: San Juan

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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:39 am Post subject: |
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and you guys thought we had no proof *pft* ......... _________________ "Love Life" |
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josephpalazzo Illusion Master

Joined: 30 Aug 2006 Posts: 8036 Local time: 3:49 AM Location: D-brane
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| Unbeliever wrote: | Wow, that Jesus is powerful!
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No way dude, that cross has no gender, it won't fly... |
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stickhorse Antichrist

Joined: 26 Jan 2006 Posts: 859 Local time: 4:49 AM Location: Tennessee
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:45 am Post subject: |
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Zeus be praised!
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http://myspace.com/stickhorse
you'll never believe what i got baddogma to do for a klondike bar! |
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jaycorath Inoffendable

Joined: 05 Sep 2004 Posts: 3491 Local time: 12:49 AM Location: Los Angeles
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| JOBAfunky wrote: | | chookrooter wrote: | "Christians are like pickles---"
I didn't know that. Now that I know, I'll be sure to share that intelligence with the next christian I meet.
Not sure I agree entirely. Although I've met many shriveled, rather sharp and bitter christians, I haven't actually met any that precise shade of bilious green and only about 4 inches long---- |
"... and the smoke you see coming from the head is, uh, holy smoke. And that awful smell...is...is..." |
I think I'd rather be told I'm a pickle than a *sheep*. Everytime I hear radio preachers talk about being God's sheep (I listen to christian radio preachers all the time ) I am amazed. They need to figure out a better illustration seeing as 99% of the time calling someone a "sheep" is an insult. Too bad the whole sheep metaphor is hardwired into the bible
Preachers should just start referring to their congregants as sheeple. _________________ "I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to" -George Carlin
Celebrant: Forgive us, Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying.
Congregation: And bare-faced flattery.
--Monty Python's The Meaning of Life |
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