Jehovah Witnesses

Ivan_Ivanov · Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:12 am Post subject: Jehovah Witnesses

There's this one site I visit quite often that lists funny things people read in chat's and other means of communication, and here's a conversation that some guy had with some heathen:

<zerco> It's a bit warmer lately and the Jehovah's Witnesses are already roaming the streets.
<Kepper> In autumn?
<zerco> But I sure stumped them
<zerco> If I knew it was them I'd record it or something
<zerco> I played dumb, said that I don't know who god or Jesus are, etc.
<zerco> When they asked me wheter I know what happens after death , I told them I've never thought about it before.
<zerco> So they told me everything: the creation of the world, the healing of Lazarus, the last supper, the crucifiction
<Kepper> hehe
<zerco> But I almost broke down and laughed when I asked if they have it all written down somewhere
<zerco> When they started talking about the Bible, I grabbed my notebook and wrote "Bible" and asked for the author Very Happy

<Kepper> lol
<zerco> so that the people at the bookstore would know what I'm talking about.
<zerco> I told them it can't be a big book, so they should visit me again this tuesday, when I will have read it, and then we'll talk.
<Kepper> Dude, you read the whole Bible half a year ago!
<zerco> Yeah, but they don't know about that.
<zerco> I bet they'll be a bit suprised if they really visit me again!
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It is as though your species' brain is too small to hold a simple thought such as, WE WILL KILL YOU FOR DISOBEYING!
This is not a complex idea.

Eyedunno · Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:37 am Post subject:

Heh, I found this, but it's only in Polish. Any updates?
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Ivan_Ivanov · Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:25 am Post subject:

No, I'm affraid nothing new.
I was hoping to see something from this guy again too.
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It is as though your species' brain is too small to hold a simple thought such as, WE WILL KILL YOU FOR DISOBEYING!
This is not a complex idea.

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