What annoys you most about Evangelical Christians?

neon · Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:34 am Post subject:

Really bad tv shows. Especially the morning shows for children.
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Moloth · Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:00 am Post subject:

Their hair.

seriously... is it REALLY "The higher the hair, the closer to God?"
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Specus_Meretricis · Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:41 pm Post subject:

The clothes. I mean HELLO! It's 2007! You aren't an extra from "Footloose". Lay off the big prints and pastels, people!
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CET · Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:53 pm Post subject:

A combination of the last 2 posts.

When I lived in Tennessee, there was one lady I used to see around town from time to time. She was probably between 40 and 50. She had the pastel workout suit, heels, make up you could measure with a dip stick, and Tower of Babel hair. The woman looked like a friggin clown! I openly gawked at her every time I saw her. I even over exaggerated my gawking just to try to let her know that she looked absolutely ridiculous. She must have thought she had the best fashion sense in the world, because she walked around like she was a princess. Head held high, slowly surveying everything in a casual side to side motion, with one arm slightly up and with a limp wrist. Rolling Eyes

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Specus_Meretricis · Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:52 pm Post subject:

CET · Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:57 pm Post subject:

I was in middle Tennessee. If I were in California, then I might be more inclined to consider that possibility. Wink

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