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abstract atheist
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 Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:17 pm Post subject: Connecticut legalizes same sex marraige |
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Another state recognized today that gays and straights should be treated equal under all laws, including marraige laws.
That's 2 this year, 3 this decade.
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joshuas3521
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Hellz yea! xD
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Persuasion
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Special Ed says: Yeah, yeah, yeah ,yeah...pause..yeah, yeah
47 States to go, I believe
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joshuas3521
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I'm still waiting for Alabama to make it legal to sell sex toys 
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YooHoo
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| ya good for dem we need egualty |
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LogicX
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This country is going to hell. Next you know it people will be marrying animals and chairs!
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YooHoo
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| rly? cool |
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chookrooter
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This country is going to hell. Next you know it people will be marrying animals and chairs! |
I'm assuming you're taking the piss,cracking wise, making a witticism,engaging in satire, being jocular. If so,well done.
Just in case you might be serious: Apart from being an hilarious non sequitor of the slippery slope variety, that's your business exactly how?  |
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abstract atheist
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| LogicX wrote: | | This country is going to hell. Next you know it people will be marrying animals and chairs! |
But they are only doing that for tax breaks. If you marry your pet dauschound Nugget, you can't grow old and die with it because it has a half-life of like 6 years. And the wild sex you have with the chair will no doubt break it, and you will feel so guilty for the chair that you will put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
Ok, i know there are people with chair fetishes and pet fetishes, but how many of those people have been in a long term relationship with a chair or a pet?
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MAN: Jesus, how do I get to heaven?
JESUS: Give up all of your knowledge, and follow me. For blessed are the ignorant, for theirs the kingdom of heaven.
MAN: But I like knowledge.
JESUS: But I prepared hell for people who ask question and think for themselves. You must blindly follow me with child like faith.
MAN: That sucks.
JESUS: Also, cut your penis off. I want to make sure you don't enjoy ANYTHING. It is better for a man to lose his penis, than have his whole body cast into hell. |
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joshuas3521
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| abstract atheist wrote: | | Ok, i know there are people with chair fetishes and pet fetishes, but how many of those people have been in a long term relationship with a chair or a pet? |
  
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abstract atheist
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| joshuas3521 wrote: | | abstract atheist wrote: | | Ok, i know there are people with chair fetishes and pet fetishes, but how many of those people have been in a long term relationship with a chair or a pet? |
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I have no idea what your response means. You used 3 different emoticons and a picture of a guy hanging himself. I will assume you are in a relationship with a chair and are confused and embarrassed by my post. I am sorry. I totally think that in your special situation, you should be allowed to marry your chair, as long as the chair consents. Please do not hang yourself.
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MAN: Jesus, how do I get to heaven?
JESUS: Give up all of your knowledge, and follow me. For blessed are the ignorant, for theirs the kingdom of heaven.
MAN: But I like knowledge.
JESUS: But I prepared hell for people who ask question and think for themselves. You must blindly follow me with child like faith.
MAN: That sucks.
JESUS: Also, cut your penis off. I want to make sure you don't enjoy ANYTHING. It is better for a man to lose his penis, than have his whole body cast into hell. |
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abstract atheist
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The first same sex marriages in Connecticut just happened. Hurray for equality!
Couples marching down the street to city hall:
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MAN: Jesus, how do I get to heaven?
JESUS: Give up all of your knowledge, and follow me. For blessed are the ignorant, for theirs the kingdom of heaven.
MAN: But I like knowledge.
JESUS: But I prepared hell for people who ask question and think for themselves. You must blindly follow me with child like faith.
MAN: That sucks.
JESUS: Also, cut your penis off. I want to make sure you don't enjoy ANYTHING. It is better for a man to lose his penis, than have his whole body cast into hell. |
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Andreusz
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| Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:35 am Post subject: |
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^ Hurray indeed! Very good news after the bad news in California.
The preacher marrying the third couple looks kinda familiar ...? |
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