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abstract atheist
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In case anyone wants to visualise me while they are reading my posts:
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MAN: Jesus, how do I get to heaven?
JESUS: Give up all of your knowledge, and follow me. For blessed are the ignorant, for theirs the kingdom of heaven.
MAN: But I like knowledge.
JESUS: But I prepared hell for people who ask question and think for themselves. You must blindly follow me with child like faith.
MAN: That sucks.
JESUS: Also, cut your penis off. I want to make sure you don't enjoy ANYTHING. It is better for a man to lose his penis, than have his whole body cast into hell. |
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A_Atheist_named_Christian
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| abstract atheist wrote: | In case anyone wants to visualise me while they are reading my posts:
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Did ceiling cat take a picture of you masturbating? |
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abstract atheist
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| A_Atheist_named_Christian wrote: | | abstract atheist wrote: | In case anyone wants to visualise me while they are reading my posts:
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Did ceiling cat take a picture of you masturbating? |
I paid him to.
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MAN: Jesus, how do I get to heaven?
JESUS: Give up all of your knowledge, and follow me. For blessed are the ignorant, for theirs the kingdom of heaven.
MAN: But I like knowledge.
JESUS: But I prepared hell for people who ask question and think for themselves. You must blindly follow me with child like faith.
MAN: That sucks.
JESUS: Also, cut your penis off. I want to make sure you don't enjoy ANYTHING. It is better for a man to lose his penis, than have his whole body cast into hell. |
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Moloth
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in cheezburgerz, no doubt.
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munky99999
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A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his fleshand drink his blood; while telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
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munky99999
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You said you were 16 right? and not a trap?
http://memeparty.com/i/438fe186e3639ea66095ad57186151b5.jpg
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Wickedtruth
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| Well shit Munky.....those are weird pics lol. |
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munky99999
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| Wickedtruth wrote: | | Well shit Munky.....those are weird pics lol. |
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Wickedtruth
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| Munky..those pics are still disturbing . no matter how you look at them :p |
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RyanDzundza
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| Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:45 am Post subject: |
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| Wickedtruth wrote: | | Munky..those pics are still disturbing . no matter how you look at them :p |
thats what i thought baout the pics you post here 
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Wickedtruth
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| Ryan you mofo |
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munky99999
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I went to a baseball game.
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SvZurich
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| Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:15 am Post subject: |
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I love that baby in a bear trap pic! Thanks Munky! 
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munky99999
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| SvZurich wrote: | | I love that baby in a bear trap pic! Thanks Munky! |
Ya np.
Here's a pic of SvZurich; she hasnt uped any recently. I thought I'd take the opportunity.
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SvZurich
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Ick, most have caught me just after I woke up and before I had tea.
In that picture, you and I could be twins! 
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