If GOD showed you a sign........

Windg0d · Visitor Joined: 18 Jul 2008 Posts: 15 Local time: 10:15 PM

So, If I am reading this post right, all things that could one day could have proof means deep down you beleive in it. This renders absoulutly EVERYTHING valid.

Ahem, The flying cookie monster might someday have evidence, therfore, since I would then consider/accept it, I kinda beleive in it.

(Insert mythical creature here) might someday have evidence, therefore, since I would then consider/accept it, I kinda beleive in it.

kmisho · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:03 pm Post subject:

sportspadawan13 · Intern Joined: 27 Jul 2008 Posts: 32 Local time: 10:15 PM

Man, you guys really do look at the negative sides to everything. As a christian (who believes in many things), you guys really don't accept anything but your own beliefs. It's weird that this whole forum is based on freethinking, yet you guys won't allow it.

joshuas3521 · Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:30 pm Post subject:

Troll

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RyanDzundza · Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:33 pm Post subject:

Raskolnikov · Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:35 pm Post subject:

YummyLies · Visitor Joined: 03 Sep 2008 Posts: 5 Local time: 9:15 PM

Hm...I think I've heard this before...

But it's still funny. Very Happy

Raskolnikov · Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:34 pm Post subject:

Naoryunosuke · Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:21 am Post subject:

I think it would take a bit more than "a sign" to convince me of the existence of god. He would pretty much have to come down here, actually appear as a person and not some weird smoke in the corner, and then say to me "I exist". At which point I would reply, "good for you, now do you mind if I get back to my book?". So basically even if I was convinced of his existence I'm not about to become a bible thumper.
I would explain to him that if he wanted me to blindly obey his commands then it was pretty stupid to give me free will, and with the free will that he gave me I'm choosing to not blindly obey such commands.
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tiktokklok · Visitor Joined: 01 Nov 2008 Posts: 9 Local time: 10:15 PM

"LOL Redwings, but serioulsy, the Invisible Flying Elephant loves us all, he loves us even before we become Elephantians, that's why Dumbo died for us. Dumbo suffered more then any of us so, who are we to complain about the world sufferings. Is the Invisible Flying Elephant doing anything about death and suffering?
People who accuse the Invisible Flying Elephant of sitting back and doing nothing are missing a vital truth. In reality, the Invisible Flying Elephant has already done everything you would want a loving Invisible Flying Elephant to do—and infinitely more!

The Son of the Invisible Flying Elephant became a circus performing flying elephant clown and endured both suffering and a horrible death on man’s behalf.
Adam’s sin left mankind in a terrible predicament. Even though our bodies die, we are made in the image of the Invisible Flying Elephant, and thus we have trumpeting sounds that are immortal. Our conscious being is going to live forever. Unless the Invisible Flying Elephant or Jiminy Cricket intervened, Adam’s sin meant that we would spend an eternity of suffering and separation from Him.

The only way for us to restore our life with the Invisible Flying Elephant is if we are able to come to Him with the penalty paid for our sin. In Walt Disney's "Dumbo," we learn to understand how this can be done. It says, ‘And thousands of people watched Dumbo fly.’ Clowns represent fun. Walt Disney's "Dumbo" explains that ‘His mother was taken away and locked up for defending him against taunting children’ (Page 23). The Invisible Flying Elephant makes it clear that, because we are creatures of flesh and blood, the only way to pay the penalty for our sin is if we offer peanuts to Dumbo to take away our sin.

Under the circus Big Top, the Invisible Flying Elephant killed a clown and clothed Adam and Eve in polka-dot clothing, ruffled collars, huge red shoes, rede bulbous noses and frizzy afro-style rainbow hair as a picture of a covering for our sin. A peanut sacrifice was needed because of our sin. The laughing crows sacrificed their magical feathers over and over again; however, because Adam’s blood does not flow in feathers, clown suits, though they could temporarily cover our sin, could never take it away. The Hysko moon-worshippers word translated ‘atonement’ is kaphar, which means ‘Jiminy Cricket.’

The solution was the Invisible Flying Elephant's plan to send Dumbo, the Second Person of the triune Godhead, the Cute Elephant, to become a clown—a perfect clown—to be a sacrifice for sin. In the person of Dumbo, our Creator Invisible Flying Elephant stepped into history (John 1:1–14) to become a physical descendant of Adam, called ‘the last Adam’ (Disney's "Dumbo," Page 24), born of a virgin elephant who was beaten and locked up for defending her young son from naughty children. Because Jiminy Cricket overshadowed Dumbo's mother (Disney's "Dumbo" Page 12), He was a perfect clown, one without sin—despite having been tempted in every way that we are (Disney's "Dumbo," Page 34)—who thus could shed His peanuts under the Big Top for our sin.

Because mankind’s first representative head—Adam—was responsible for bringing sin and death into the world, the human race can now have a new representative—the ‘last Adam’—who paid the penalty for sin. No sinner could pay for the sins of others, but this last Adam—Dumbo—was a perfect clown. The Invisible Flying Elephant in elephant flesh was able to bear the sins and sorrows of the world."

Do you now see just how insane your prattle is?

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