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Wickedtruth
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| Myers wrote: | | Wickedtruth wrote: | | Myers wrote: |
5. I've had many girlfriends. None of them I had to pay for.
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Hrrrummpphh. |
Meaning I never bought a prostitute. Should've clarified on that... |
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CET
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| Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:23 am Post subject: |
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| Myers wrote: | 1. I don't believe in marriage.
2. I'm very immature and rude.
3. I've gotten so many speeding tickets the local police have a scanner code just for me.
4. I drive a crotch rocket.
5. I've had many girlfriends. None of them I had to pay for.
6. I once faked a haunting so my neighbors would move.
7. I brought an anaconda home to convince my neighbors to move.
8. The anaconda ate the neighbor's cat.
9. They haven't left yet...
10. Any suggestions? |
Great list!
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chookrooter
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Never had to pay for a girl friend?
On what planet to you live? We ALL pay, sometimes with an arm, a leg, or a testicle.
Oh,you mean you've never actually paid MONEY for sex?
I should hope not; that's so tacky and desperate. Besides,a nice wank is not only free, it's more satisfying and won't give you an STD.
What's a "crotch rocket" ? I think I had one ,but it died.
Nice list.
Me? There are two kinds of people;those who make lists and those who do not. I fall into the latter category.  |
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Myers
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| Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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| chookrooter wrote: |
What's a "crotch rocket" ? I think I had one ,but it died.
Nice list.
Me? There are two kinds of people;those who make lists and those who do not. I fall into the latter category. |
A crotch rocket is a sports motorcyle.
I was asked to make a list. But, seriously, does anyone have any suggestions for getting rid of my neighbors? They're dreadful. Wait, I'll make a thread about it. |
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Just Some Atheist
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*I listen to both Death Metal and Classic Country
*I go through about five cans of Copenhagen in a week
*I can dismantle and rebuild a carburetor in fifteen minutes.
*I donate close to a thousand dollars every year to charity.
*I've owned more vehicles in the last five years than some people own in their lifetime.
*When I get drunk my legs sometimes shake like Elvis' pelvic thrusts.
*My favorite alcoholic drink is a Black Tooth Grin which consists of Crown Royal, Segrams 7 and a splash of coke.
*I'm a HUGE motor sports fan.
*While working for the Parks Department I came across a dead body in a car.
*My favorite soda/pop is Wild Cherry Pepsi.
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CET
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| Just Some Atheist wrote: | *I listen to both Death Metal and Classic Country
*I go through about five cans of Copenhagen in a week
*I can dismantle and rebuild a carburetor in fifteen minutes.
*I donate close to a thousand dollars every year to charity.
*I've owned more vehicles in the last five years than some people own in their lifetime.
*When I get drunk my legs sometimes shake like Elvis' pelvic thrusts.
*My favorite alcoholic drink is a Black Tooth Grin which consists of Crown Royal, Segrams 7 and a splash of coke.
*I'm a HUGE motor sports fan.
*While working for the Parks Department I came across a dead body in a car.
*My favorite soda/pop is Wild Cherry Pepsi. |
Are you into supercross at all? I'm one of the nerds behind supercross.com. [/shameless plug] |
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jambrose
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| Weretindere wrote: | | 5. I hate niggards. |
you're a worthless person
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jambrose
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| Lithium wrote: | | baddogma wrote: | | Lithium wrote: | | Moloth wrote: | | Lithium wrote: |
5 and 10 that is a matter of opinion....with 5 you need to understand/know my past and 10 I just cant stand the taste...and how about off with HER head...last time I checked I wasnt a male...  |
heh.. when was the last time someone else checked? 
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ROFL... you asked.. I answer...last night.... |
pics or gtfo......snork* |
yeah you gtfo...lol |
it had to be done
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Just Some Atheist
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| CET wrote: | | Just Some Atheist wrote: | *I listen to both Death Metal and Classic Country
*I go through about five cans of Copenhagen in a week
*I can dismantle and rebuild a carburetor in fifteen minutes.
*I donate close to a thousand dollars every year to charity.
*I've owned more vehicles in the last five years than some people own in their lifetime.
*When I get drunk my legs sometimes shake like Elvis' pelvic thrusts.
*My favorite alcoholic drink is a Black Tooth Grin which consists of Crown Royal, Segrams 7 and a splash of coke.
*I'm a HUGE motor sports fan.
*While working for the Parks Department I came across a dead body in a car.
*My favorite soda/pop is Wild Cherry Pepsi. |
Are you into supercross at all? I'm one of the nerds behind supercross.com. [/shameless plug] |
Not as much as drag racing but good none the less
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CET
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| Just Some Atheist wrote: | | CET wrote: | | Just Some Atheist wrote: | *I listen to both Death Metal and Classic Country
*I go through about five cans of Copenhagen in a week
*I can dismantle and rebuild a carburetor in fifteen minutes.
*I donate close to a thousand dollars every year to charity.
*I've owned more vehicles in the last five years than some people own in their lifetime.
*When I get drunk my legs sometimes shake like Elvis' pelvic thrusts.
*My favorite alcoholic drink is a Black Tooth Grin which consists of Crown Royal, Segrams 7 and a splash of coke.
*I'm a HUGE motor sports fan.
*While working for the Parks Department I came across a dead body in a car.
*My favorite soda/pop is Wild Cherry Pepsi. |
Are you into supercross at all? I'm one of the nerds behind supercross.com. [/shameless plug] |
Not as much as drag racing but good none the less |
Top fuel, funny car, both? |
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Just Some Atheist
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Naoryunosuke
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| jambrose wrote: | | Weretindere wrote: | | 5. I hate niggards. |
you're a worthless person |
A niggard is an "excessively parsimonious, miserly, or stingy person.".
Edit: My mistake, the fault was with Weretindere. Weretindere, niggard is not a term for a black person.
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Naoryunosuke
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| Weretindere wrote: | | I hate those that can't tolerate my rage. It runs in my family. |
There's this thing out there called society and we all have to learn to get along, you should check yourself in to anger management. |
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Naoryunosuke
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I might as well write a list of things while I'm here.
1. I like classical music or anything orchestral.
2. I like to read a lot, my bedroom is full of books and I'm running out of space.
3. I enjoy a lot of classic literature and poetry.
4. I enjoy anime, manga, and Japanese horror.
5. I never use anything but GNU/Linux and I've been using it for years.
6. I'm very fond of Japan, their food, customs, language, it all intrigues me. I hope to live there one day.
7. I can usually decipher complicated topics quite quickly and assimilate them.
8. I'm an avid photographer and often taken pictures of nature.
9. I'm quite fond of documentaries, I enjoy acquiring information.
10. Anything to do with technology is my 'thing', using it, building it, fixing it. |
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chookrooter
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| Quote: | | I'm very fond of Japan, their food, customs, language, it all intrigues me. I hope to live there one day. |
I've loved things Japanese for about 40 years. My dining area has an authentic Shoji screen. I also have few c19th woodblock prints, but only one original.
Sadly, I've only been to Japan once ,nearly 30 years ago. I liked the country,but would not live there. Too crowded* and too expensive to live. It's also very difficult to migrate to unless you're married to a Japanese citizen or have Japanese ancestry.
I do not speak Japanese except for a few words.( EG"Please" "thank you" "yes" --"no" can be problematic.) I wouldn't even THINK of bowing! However,the Japanese I've known are very tolerant of gaijin.
Tangent: I was addicted to a Japanese soap opera shown here about 20 years ago (and still shown in Japan, I believe): "Oshin". Recommended,if you want some idea of how the Japaneses see themselves.(Hollywood almost always gets it wrong)
I wish you luck with your dream.
*I once caught the train from about 20 miles out to Tokyo Central Station at morning rush hour.They really do have men with white gloves to squash you into the carriage. Something to be experienced---once. |
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