Plant your $eed

baddogma · Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:00 pm Post subject: Plant your $eed

I was watching Brother Mike on TV, he spent an hour handing out a load of shit about how he started with nothing and made millions by planting faith seeds. He wanted one thousand people to call in and even if you didn't have a thousand dollars, call in on faith....so I did.
She asked for a first initial. I said B She asked for a phone number and in an old lady's voice I told her I was calling from a pay phone. She asked anyway and I told her I was in an old folks home and the phone number wasn't on the phone. She asked for a first name. I said B. she said a whole name, I said BEA. middle initial? I. For Isabelle. Miss or Misses....Miss...I'm widowed. (This cunt just wanted cash NOW).
I was having too much fun till she said my name came up on her screen. I said WHO?....she said it again and I played dumb. She said we'll just erase that and start fresh. I kept saying WHO? I was going to say I didn't have a thousand and was calling on faith....but I got bored and pretended the line was cutting out. It occurred to me the line may not be free. I was surprised how well I played off a southern accent of an old lady though.
These fuckers make me sick. They prey on the delusional and elderly. I can't believe they are on public Television.

If anyone else wants to fuck with them, 1-866-611-4388.

Tell them Bea sent you!

Fuckers....
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Paulheys · Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:24 pm Post subject:

Ah yes begging. Why do you think religion has such power or should I say money? Hi, call me, give me money and i'll ensure to talk to god have him let you in, oh by the way i'll also ensure that air remains free and the celestial teapot will continue it's dedicated watch. Still, sounds like a good way to make money. Might pretend to be religious myself if it makes me a millionaire
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ApostateLois · Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 3:50 pm Post subject:

You'd think people would have realized by now that, when the preacher starts talking about sowing money to reap prosperity, the only one getting prosperous is the preacher. But, no, people just keep sending in money, going without necessities so that God and his Earthly representatives can have their unfair share.
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baddogma · Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 9:44 pm Post subject:

It was sad, he had a dozen people come to the front that had a grand to piss away and I can assure you none of them looked like they could afford to piss away a grand....

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joshuas3521 · Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:06 pm Post subject:

The elderly are the primary target of these scams Sad

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