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Wickedtruth
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 Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:04 pm Post subject: Oldest religion (and best?) |
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| Pieganism, the worship of delicious baked goods. Worlds oldest religion. 3.14etc., you will know it by this number. Proof beyond doubt. |
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Aupmanyav
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I would say barbequed meat and honey rather than baked grains.
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| Aupmanyav wrote: | | I would say barbequed meat and honey rather than baked grains. |
your theory intrigues (and hungers) me.
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A mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmen!
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josephpalazzo
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| Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:13 pm Post subject: Re: Oldest religion (and best?) |
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| Wickedtruth wrote: | | Pieganism, the worship of delicious baked goods. Worlds oldest religion. 3.14etc., you will know it by this number. Proof beyond doubt. |
Wrong, the oldest religion worshipped the banana. Of course, Freud had to ruin it by saying that it was all phallic... |
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FlatEarth1024
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| Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:18 pm Post subject: Re: Oldest religion (and best?) |
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| josephpalazzo wrote: | | Wickedtruth wrote: | | Pieganism, the worship of delicious baked goods. Worlds oldest religion. 3.14etc., you will know it by this number. Proof beyond doubt. |
Wrong, the oldest religion worshipped the banana. Of course, Freud had to ruin it by saying that it was all phallic... |
Later further compounded by Ray Comfort stopping just short of performing acts of herbivorous depravity in the presence of young Kirk Carmeron.
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chookrooter
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| Quote: | | Wrong, the oldest religion worshipped the banana. Of course, Freud had to ruin it by saying that it was all phallic... |
Phallic? Bananas? Really? Oh dear, does that mean I'll have to cross bananas off my list as well as figs?
I was gonna say Freud also said "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" except he didn't say that at all,merely wished he had.
PS For those who don't get the fig allusion:In Italian, the word for fig is "ficca" which is also slang for "vulva' .Hence a fig leaf covering the genitalia on a female statue is a visual pun.' |
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Paulheys
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Cheese? Something to do cheese? Or goats, maybe goats
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