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HostJacka
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 Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:30 pm Post subject: Why is God exempt from the Kyoto agreement? |
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| If hell exists, then doesn't its aeons of burning bodies etc. make it a bigger polluter than, say, China or the US? And if its existence is a given, then surely hell is a realistic candidate for pollution monitoring, and should officially be put forward? |
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Shiranu
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I apricate the humor, but...
...hell is liek, in totalll difrnt diminzionz and wut not, so liek teh carbonz r lie in cybrxpace.
...or some shit...
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Raggle Fraggle
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| Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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The fumes go up to heaven and lower the real estate values.
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ApostateLois
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All those burning souls could provide us with a new fuel source, if only we could figure out how to utilize it.
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HostJacka
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| Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:20 pm Post subject: God and fumes |
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| Didn't mean to sound shit. Haven't had internet access due to catastrophic personal circumstances (crap, ill and unemployed), so I'm having a Transient Information Attack. Flyin' blind! I'm not posting without thinking - I'm just new and sort of over-eager. |
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Dawkadoodle
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| Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:57 pm Post subject: Re: Why is God exempt from the Kyoto agreement? |
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| HostJacka wrote: | | If hell exists, then doesn't its aeons of burning bodies etc. make it a bigger polluter than, say, China or the US? And if its existence is a given, then surely hell is a realistic candidate for pollution monitoring, and should officially be put forward? |
This is horrible discussion material. |
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Raggle Fraggle
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| Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:01 am Post subject: Re: Why is God exempt from the Kyoto agreement? |
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| Dawkadoodle wrote: | | HostJacka wrote: | | If hell exists, then doesn't its aeons of burning bodies etc. make it a bigger polluter than, say, China or the US? And if its existence is a given, then surely hell is a realistic candidate for pollution monitoring, and should officially be put forward? |
This is horrible discussion material. |
Your mom's horrible discussion material.
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Shiranu
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| Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:25 am Post subject: Re: Why is God exempt from the Kyoto agreement? |
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| Raggle Fraggle wrote: | | Dawkadoodle wrote: | | HostJacka wrote: | | If hell exists, then doesn't its aeons of burning bodies etc. make it a bigger polluter than, say, China or the US? And if its existence is a given, then surely hell is a realistic candidate for pollution monitoring, and should officially be put forward? |
This is horrible discussion material. |
Your mom's horrible discussion material. |
Indeed... I still get shivers when I picture... it....
*cries like a little girl*
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If you haven't seen it, I recommend Aussie movie starring Billy Connolly, "The Man Who Sued God"
Wonderful idea; he simply sued those claiming to represent God on earth, for destroying his boat in an
"act of god".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Sued_God |
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| [modhat on] of course General discussions is a convenient place to put everything in, but I'm moving this one to the humor section.[/modhat off] |
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RyanDzundza
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| Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:48 am Post subject: Re: Why is God exempt from the Kyoto agreement? |
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| Raggle Fraggle wrote: | | Dawkadoodle wrote: | | HostJacka wrote: | | If hell exists, then doesn't its aeons of burning bodies etc. make it a bigger polluter than, say, China or the US? And if its existence is a given, then surely hell is a realistic candidate for pollution monitoring, and should officially be put forward? |
This is horrible discussion material. |
Your mom's horrible discussion material. |
he doesnt have a mother, he is just a troll bot 
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RyanDzundza
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| chookrooter wrote: | If you haven't seen it, I recommend Aussie movie starring Billy Connolly, "The Man Who Sued God"
Wonderful idea; he simply sued those claiming to represent God on earth, for destroying his boat in an
"act of god".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Sued_God |
that was a fooking great film
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josephpalazzo
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| Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:56 am Post subject: Re: Why is God exempt from the Kyoto agreement? |
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| HostJacka wrote: | | If hell exists, then doesn't its aeons of burning bodies etc. make it a bigger polluter than, say, China or the US? And if its existence is a given, then surely hell is a realistic candidate for pollution monitoring, and should officially be put forward? |
It boils down to the premise of your claim: If hell exists. Thank god that it doesn't... |
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