Judge declares girl must have her name changed.

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Talula Does the Hula?? How could any sane, compassionate parents give their child such a horrible name? Kids have to put up with enough shit in life, there's no need to add to their problems by giving them a name that sounds clownish. The poor girl was so embarrassed by her name that she insisted she be called "K."
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baddogma · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:05 pm Post subject:

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Heh, the funniest I heard was a Vietnamese guy named Phat Ho
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chookrooter · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:01 pm Post subject:

I actually met Mr Sub Paragraph 5

I also worked with a very angry militant feminist whose legal name was "Fury"

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And then there are the two kids (at least so far) whose sports crazy parents named them ESPN.

Noggin · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:52 pm Post subject:

I'm surprised no one is outraged at :

Vyrian · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:55 pm Post subject:

I think it should be illegal for parents to name their kid's stupid crap. They don't undertstand the permanence of names. I'm sure they wouldn't like it if their name was something like "4 Lyfe" or "Sharqualonda."
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This minion is tough and ruthless... that other guy is just rough and toothless.
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caseagainstfaith · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:16 pm Post subject:

For some reason, this reminds me of Jay Leno's Headlines, the weddings section. My wife is Filipino, where their custom is for the wife to change her maiden name to her middle name, and the children's middle name is the wife's maiden name. If that was our custom, some of the weddings Leno digs up would make for interesting names. One he had a couple of weeks ago was the McMaster Bates wedding.
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EvilEggCracker · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:57 am Post subject:

Would the name "Cyrus" be a handicap? =O
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Moloth · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:58 am Post subject:

i kinda like "Cyrus".
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SvZurich · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:06 am Post subject:

I prefer Kelemvor. He kicked Cyric's ass hard!
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